| Sunday, September 5, 2010 |
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Syndicated |
Syndicated Scripted Shows : "Will & Grace"; "Sex and the City"; "Frasier"; "Married...with Children"; "Reno 911"; "Degrassi: The Next Generation." Check your local listings for times and channels. |
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Local
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Syndicated |
Syndicated Entertainment News Shows : "Entertainment Tonight"; "Extra; Access Hollywood"; "Inside Edition"; "TMZ"; "The Insider" Check your local listings for times and channels. |
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Local
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ABC |
WNBA Playoff : Game 1 of a conference final series. (Check local listings for time) |
| 12 a.m. |
HBO 2 |
I Love You, Man (2009) : Peter (Paul Rudd) is a successful real estate agent, who upon getting engaged to the woman of his dreams, Zooey (Rashida Jones), discovers, to his dismay and chagrin, that he has no male friend close enough to serve as his Best Man. Peter immediately sets out to rectify the situation, embarking on a series of bizarre and awkward "man-dates," before meeting Sydney Fife (Jason Segel), a charming, opinionated man with whom he instantly bonds. But, the closer the two men get, the more Peter's relationship with Zooey suffers, ultimately forcing him to choose between his fiancee and his new found "bro," in a story that comically explores what it truly means to be a friend. Andy Samberg plays Peter's gay brother, Robbie; and Thomas Lennon plays Doug, a gay guy, one of Peter's "man-dates." |
| 12 a.m. |
VH1 |
40 Naughtiest Celebrity Scandals : A look at some celebrity scandals that they wish had remained private. |
| 12 a.m. |
Logo |
Strangers with Candy (Season 1) : Swept up in Flatpoint High's chastity crusade, Jerri rediscovers how much harder it is to be a virgin than a slut. |
| 12 a.m. |
HGTV |
Color Splash: Miami : David uses timeless furniture pieces and eclectic accessories to recreate the feel of Lincoln Road. |
| 12 a.m. |
The Food Network |
Chopped : Wheat crackers with an unsual fish; the two finalists attempt to make fantastic desserts on time. Ted Allen Hosts. |
| 12 a.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss : Shorty comes to the aid of Jordan, a 14-year-old in a tough community who is trying to convince his neighbor to neuter a pit bull responsible for multiple litters. Ashley consults with comedian James Davis on how to work her comedy routine on stage.
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| 12:30 a.m. |
Showtime |
Weeds : In an effort to make money and stay 'under the radar', Nancy, Andy, and Silas acquire scab laborer jobs at an upscale Seattle hotel. Meanwhile, Shane is left to care for baby Stevie. Back at Ren Mar, Doug finds unexpected guests. Silas accepts an offer he can't refuse from an odd hotel guest. Guest starring Linda Hamilton as lesbian pot dealer, Linda; Sugar Lyn Beard as Linda's partner, Fiona; and Alanis Morissette as Dr. Audra Kitson. |
| 12:30 a.m. |
Encore |
Revenge of the Nerds with Larry B. Scott as the very gay Lamar. "Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex." |
| 12:30 a.m. |
Lifetime |
On the Road with Austin & Santino : Austin and Santino travel to Van Buren, Ark. to design a party dress for a former beauty queen. |
| 12:30 a.m. |
Logo |
Strangers with Candy (Season 1) : The Blanks are stricken with a death in the family, and Jerri must learn how to deal with the loss of an important figure in her life. |
| 1 a.m. |
Showtime |
The Big C : When Cathy’s attempt to connect to the people closest to her fails, she signs up for a well meaning, but over-bearing cancer support group. Adam rebuffs Cathy’s attempts to connect with him, so she decides to put together a dinner party with Andrea, Sean (John Benjamin Hickey) and Daphne. Meanwhile, Paul tries to win back his wife’s love with an elaborately romantic gesture. Marlene discovers Cathy’s cancer secret in a most unusual way. |
| 1 a.m. |
Headline News |
Issues With Jane Velez-Mitchell : Jane looks at the news of the day. |
| 1 a.m. |
Lifetime |
Frasier with David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane. |
| 1 a.m. |
Comedy Central |
Scary Movie : A send-up of the current teen slasher flims. There is, of course, a serial killer. And Bobby (Jon Abrahams) and Ray (Shawn Wayans) might be gay. And Miss Mann is anybody's guess. "Oh, look at me! I'm all dead!" |
| 1 a.m. |
MTV |
True Life: I'm in the Sex Industry : Aaron does gay-for-pay porn and decides to tell his family. |
| 1 a.m. |
Logo |
The Sarah Silverman Program (Season 2) : Sarah enters a serious romance with God. She starts to sour on his neediness and deep-seeded insecurity, but she also wants to show him off at her high school reunion. Brian (Brian Posehn) and Steve (Steve Agee) wonder if smoking marijuana is what originally caused them to be gay. |
| 1 a.m. |
The Food Network |
Chopped : The judges hope that everyone's fresh pasta and half-sour pickle dishes are not half bad. Ted Allen Hosts. |
| 1 a.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss : Sebastian's long-distance girlfriend Shea comes to town, prompting him to make decisions about his living situation and his future. Shorty and Ashley help an abused pit bull get the medical attention it needs.
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| 1:30 a.m. |
Lifetime |
Frasier with David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane. |
| 1:30 a.m. |
Logo |
The Sarah Silverman Program (Season 2) : Sarah becomes an adult bed-wetter. Brian (Brian) is very attached to his long beard, despite the fact that Steve (Steve Agee) hates it. Their relationship is tested when Brian slips on an escalator and gets the beard irreversibly stuck in the machinery. |
| 1:30 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 2 a.m. |
Oxygen |
Hair Battle Spectacular : The contestants create hairstyles that are inspired by the realm of vampires. Hairstylist Jason Griggers is the guest judge. Hair designer Derek J and celebrity stylist Lindsay Albanese are the series judges.
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| 2 a.m. |
E! |
Chelsea Lately : Chelsea Handler looks at top breaking news stories, celebrity tales that just won't die and other hot topics of the day. |
| 2 a.m. |
E! |
The Soup : More entertainment news. |
| 2 a.m. |
Logo |
Queer as Folk : Justin discovers why Brian has thrown him out; can Michael and Ben's relationship survive Michael's Hollywood windfall and Ben's manuscript rejection?; a pro football player makes a play for Emmett. |
| 2 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 2 a.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss : After volunteering at an animal shelter, Sebastian, Ronald and Ashley return with a pit bull that was set to be euthanized. Ashley visits an LA comedy club to stoke her interest in stand-up comedy. Meanwhile Shorty and Sebastian plan a surprise party.
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| 2:15 a.m. |
Starz Edge |
Obsessed (2009) : Derek (Idris Elba), a successful, happily married executive becomes the object of unwanted affection from Lisa (Ali Larter) a temp worker at his company. Beyoncé Knowles plays Derek's wife Sharon and Matthew Humphreys plays his gay assistant, Patrick. |
| 2:20 a.m. |
Independent Film Channel |
Monty Python's Flying Circus : Irreverent sketch comedy from the British comedy troupe. |
| 3 a.m. |
Bravo |
Watch What Happens: Live : Andy Cohen chats with celebrities. |
| 3 a.m. |
Logo |
Queer as Folk : Brian deals with the effects of his surgery; a former student of Ben's causes a rift between Ben and Michael; Lindsay struggles with her attraction to Sam. |
| 3 a.m. |
The Food Network |
Chopped : Perch in the appetizer round; one chef undercooks meatballs in the entree round. Ted Allen Hosts. |
| 3:30 a.m. |
Bravo |
Watch What Happens: Live : Andy Cohen chats with celebrities. |
| 4 a.m. |
TBS |
Married...with Children with Amanda Bearse as Marcy. |
| 4 a.m. |
Logo |
Queer as Folk : Brian goes head-to-head with the fund-raiser hired by the Center; Hunter leads Ben and Michael to believe he might be hustling again. |
| 4:30 a.m. |
TBS |
Married...with Children with Amanda Bearse as Marcy. |
| 5 a.m. |
TBS |
Married...with Children with Amanda Bearse as Marcy. |
| 5 a.m. |
VH1 |
Scream Queens : The six actresses battling it out for a breakout role in SAW 3D learn that dying is easy, but comedy is hard when they try their hand at the campy side of horror. Playing a brain eating zombie would be enough, but the girls must also learn how to make exploding squibs look real! Sarah makes the girls laugh for all the wrong reasons. Tensions between Gabby and Tai continue to boil. And in a Director's Challenge filled with blood-sucking vampires, Christine's weak choices threaten to send her send her to The Grand Ballroom for the first time! Writer/director Tim Sullivan, Jaime King and acting coach John Homa are the judges. |
| 5 a.m. |
Logo |
Queer as Folk : Brian decides to participate in the Liberty Ride; Drew asks Emmett back; Hunter reveals to Callie that he's HIV positive; Melanie and Lindsay discuss the future. |
| 5:20 a.m. |
HBO 2 |
Tell Them Anything You Want: A Portrait of Maurice Sendak : This short film takes a look at the eventful life of out author Maurice Sendak, who is the writer of "Where the Wild Things Are." Sendak reflects on a variety of experiences, including growing up in Brooklyn during the Great Depression and his writing process. |
| 5:30 a.m. |
TBS |
Married...with Children with Amanda Bearse as Marcy. |
| 6 a.m. |
HBO 2 |
The Beverly Hillbillies (1993) starring Jim Varney, Cloris Leachman, Erika Eleniak and Diedrich Bader in the roles of Jed, Granny, Elly May and Jethro, respectively, in this film version of the TV series. Bader also dons drag to play Jethrine. With Lily Tomlin as Miss Hathaway. |
| 6 a.m. |
Starz Edge |
Year One (2009) : Two lazy primitives Zed (Jack Black) and Oh (Michael Cera) begin an epic journey through the ancient world after they are banished from their village. Oliver Platt plays a High Priest who has athing for Oh; and Eden Riegel plays Lilith, the lesbian daughter of Adam and Eve. |
| 6 a.m. |
Logo |
Jeffery & Cole Casserole : In this sketch comedy series, internet stars, Jeffery & Cole mix their stand-up comedy, traditional sketches, banter and musical numbers to bring the audience a serving of their outrageous comedic casserole. In upcoming episodes, Jeffery & Cole will tickle your funny bone with bits and sketches from finding the last minute prom date, Cole’s unexpected pregnancy to finding the balance between work and snack breaks, plus hand-drawn cartoons/illustrations, jokes and more. |
| 6 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 6:30 a.m. |
Logo |
The Big Gay Sketch Show : The women of The View discuss gay divorces, an Afghani girl celebrates her 16th birthday, and Fitzwilliam appears on the Dr. Phil show. Appearances by Rosie O'Donnell & Sharon Osbourne. |
| 6:33 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 7 a.m. |
Logo |
Beautiful People : The women of The View discuss gay divorces, an Afghani girl celebrates her 16th birthday, and Fitzwilliam appears on the Dr. Phil show. Appearances by Rosie O'Donnell & Sharon Osbourne. |
| 7:06 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 7:30 a.m. |
Logo |
Bound (1996) : Corky (Gina Gershon) gets involved with Violet (Jennifer Tilly) who is a gangster's girlfriend. They decide to rip him off and set him up. |
| 7:39 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 7:50 a.m. |
Starz |
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008) : This comedy about two people thrust together for one hilarious, sleepless night of adventure in a world of mix tapes, late-night living, and, live, loud music. Nick (Michael Cera) frequents New York's indie rock scene nursing a broken heart and a vague ability to play the bass. Norah (Kat Dennings) is questioning pretty much all of her assumptions about the world. Though they have nothing in common except for their taste in music, their chance encounter leads to an all-night quest to find a legendary band's secret show and ends up becoming the first date in a romance that could change both their lives. Aaron Yoo and Rafi Gavron play Nick's gay bandmates, Thom and Dev respectively. Jonathan E. Wright plays the blond who Dev is interested in. |
| 8 a.m. |
CineMax |
Not Another Teen Movie : This take-off on teen movies includes a psuedo-lesbian kiss. |
| 8 a.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 10. |
| 8 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 8:30 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 9 a.m. |
American Movie Classics |
Rubicon : Cloak-and-dagger doings about a troubled but brilliant code-cracking intelligence analyst at a federal agency. In the premiere episode, Will (James Badge Dale) considers quitting after an unsettling tragedy, but changes his mind when he discovers evidence of a possible government conspiracy. In a seemingly unrelated incident, a billionaire commits suicide and his wife ponders the reasons why. With Arliss Howard as gay API boss, Kale Ingram. |
| 9 a.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 11. |
| 9 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 9:30 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 10 a.m. |
American Movie Classics |
Rubicon : On his first day in a supervisory position, Will has uncomfortable dealings with a staff who used to be his colleagues, while trying to decipher mysterious messages left by his late boss. Meanwhile, Katherine discovers her late husband harbored secrets. With Arliss Howard as gay API boss, Kale Ingram. |
| 10 a.m. |
USA |
White Collar : Peter and Neal (Matt Bomer) help U.S. Marshals track down an FBI Agent accused of selling information. With Marsha Tomason as lesbian FBI agent, Diana. |
| 10 a.m. |
Lifetime |
Will & Grace |
| 10 a.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 12. |
| 10 a.m. |
E! |
The Daily 10 Weekend : The top-10 entertainment stories of the week are recapped. |
| 10 a.m. |
Logo |
Strangers with Candy (Season 1) : Desperate to become homecoming queen, Jerri concocts some unique strategies to eliminate the competition. |
| 10 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 10:30 a.m. |
Lifetime |
Will & Grace |
| 10:30 a.m. |
E! |
The Soup : More entertainment news. |
| 10:30 a.m. |
Logo |
Strangers with Candy (Season 1) : Flatpoint High is up in arms to find out whodunit after someone scrawls a racial slur on the wall. |
| 10:30 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 11 a.m. |
American Movie Classics |
Rubicon : Katherine and Wheeler commiserate over the whys of Tom's suicide; Maggie's ex-husband seeks her forgiveness and attempts a reconciliation; David's son visits Will and provides him with yet another clue about David's mysterious death. With Arliss Howard as gay API boss, Kale Ingram. |
| 11 a.m. |
Women's Entertainment |
My Fair Wedding with David Tutera : Diva Bride: Bridal inspiration Beyonce meets Lady Gaga; Sheena has a fierce attitude along with her posse. |
| 11 a.m. |
Biography |
Biography: The Facts of Life : Interviews with Charlotte Rae (Mrs. Garrett), Lisa Welchel (Blair), and Mindy Cohn (Natalie) highlight this nostalgic look back at the popular 1980s sitcom set in an all-girls boarding school. |
| 11 a.m. |
USA |
White Collar : Neal (Matt Bomer) and Peter go undercover in the world of corporate espionage. With Marsha Tomason as lesbian FBI agent, Diana. |
| 11 a.m. |
Oxygen |
Hair Battle Spectacular : The contestants create hairstyles that are inspired by the realm of vampires. Hairstylist Jason Griggers is the guest judge. Hair designer Derek J and celebrity stylist Lindsay Albanese are the series judges.
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| 11 a.m. |
E! |
E! News Weekend : A wrap-up of the week in entertainment. |
| 11 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 11:20 a.m. |
Starz Edge |
Obsessed (2009) : Derek (Idris Elba), a successful, happily married executive becomes the object of unwanted affection from Lisa (Ali Larter) a temp worker at his company. Beyoncé Knowles plays Derek's wife Sharon and Matthew Humphreys plays his gay assistant, Patrick. |
| 11:30 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 12 p.m. |
Bravo |
Flipping Out : Jeff decides to focus on customer service and professionalism; a concerning pet issue. |
| 12 p.m. |
American Movie Classics |
Rubicon : When Will and Spangler travel to Washington, D.C., the team are left to make an important decision on their own. Meanwhile, Katherine discovers a mysterious voice mail that was left on Tom's cell phone the day before he died. With Arliss Howard as gay API boss, Kale Ingram. |
| 12 p.m. |
Women's Entertainment |
My Fair Wedding with David Tutera : Swamp Bride: David runs into issues when bride Courtney wants a swamp theme and is allergic to flowers. |
| 12 p.m. |
Biography |
Cast Confessions: The Facts of Life : This special takes you behind the scenes to reveal everything you never knew about one of our favorite sitcoms. Revisit this classic comedy as back-stage secrets and hidden drama are revealed through exclusive footage and interviews with original cast members, writers and network executives. |
| 12 p.m. |
USA |
Hairspray (2007) : Screen adaptation of the Broadway musical based on John Water's 1988 film. In 1960s Baltimore a plump teen, Tracy Turnblad (Nikki Blonsky) becomes an overnight celebrity after she wins a spot on a local dance program called "The Corny Collins Show. John Travolta plays her mother, Edna. Michelle Pfeiffer, Christoher Walken, Amanda Bynes, James Marsden, Queen Latifah, Zac Efron, Allison Janney and Brittany Snow star. Adam Shankman directs. |
| 12 p.m. |
Oxygen |
The Bad Girls Club : A friendship splinters due to Brandi's unreturned crush on Lea. Meanwhile, an argument at the beach results in nasty ripple effects, with Kayleigh's loyalty emerging as an issue.
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| 12 p.m. |
VH1 |
100 Greatest Artists of All Time (Hour 1) : VH1 ranks the best of everything. Numbers 81 - 100. |
| 12 p.m. |
TV Land |
She's Got the Look : The nine remaining models receive world-class makeovers, but one model refuses to make a change, causing friction with the other women and jeopardizing her standing with the judges. Brooke Burke is the new host, and model Roshumba Williams replaces Beverly Johnson on the panel of judges with Sean Patterson and Robert Verdi. |
| 12 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 12:30 p.m. |
HBO |
Bride Wars (2009) : After a clerical error schedules their weddings on the same day, two longtime best friends, Liv (Kate Hudson) and Emma (Anne Hathaway), declare all-out war on each other. Michael Arden plays Liv's assistant, Kevin, who "doesn't like labels." |
| 12:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 1 p.m. |
Bravo |
Flipping Out : Jeff breaks new business ground by revamping a restaurant, a first for him. But stress boils over when the owner insists on keeping the eatery open during renovations, leaving a sour taste for Jeff. Elsewhere, Jett arrives at work with his newborn, sparking a battle between Jeff and Zoila to be the best babysitter. |
| 1 p.m. |
American Movie Classics |
Rubicon : Will suspects someone at API may be behind the ongoing problems; Katherine's faith in Wheeler takes a hit, so she considers taking matters into her own hands. With Arliss Howard as gay API boss, Kale Ingram. |
| 1 p.m. |
Biography |
Biography: Nancy McKeon : She became a star when she was just 14 on The Facts of Life, but she quickly learned that life can be tough. This profile of Nancy McKeon follows the popular performer's career through all its triumphs and disappointments. McKeon had a difficult transition from child star to adult actor, struggled with two sitcom failures, and just missed being cast as Monica Geller on Friends. But strong performances in TV movies helped keep her in the public's eye, and she enjoyed a four-year run in The Division. Now married with two children, McKeon plays Demi Lovato's mom on the popular Sonny with a Chance |
| 1 p.m. |
E! |
The Spin Crowd : Teaming up with Mario Lopez to create a photo op for a new product. Simon Huck is the gay publicist. |
| 1 p.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Faith continues to deny her involvement in a man's murder forcing Angel to intervene. |
| 1 p.m. |
TV Land |
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition : Ty Pennington gives houses of deserving homeowners top-to-bottom makeovers. Michael Moloney is on-hand for those interior design challenges and Eduardo Xol can handle those tricky landscape problems. |
| 1 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 1:05 p.m. |
Starz |
Fired Up! (2009) : Shawn (Nicholas D'Agosto) and Nick (Eric Christian Olsen) are top scorers on the Ford High School football team…both on and off the field. When they hatch a scheme to trade their footballs for pom poms and join the school’s most beautiful girls at cheer camp, the new team members actually give the girls’ historically awful cheer squad a chance at success. And when Shawn falls for the head cheerleader (Sarah Roemer), the boys must learn some new moves and unleash their inner spirit to prove their intentions before the all-important cheer competition finals. With Adhir Kalyan as a type-A gay cheerleader, Brewster. At least one of the cheerleaders is a lesbian. |
| 1:15 p.m. |
HBO 2 |
Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005) : Mrs. Laura Henderson (Judi Dench) may be a widow but she is by no means going to spend the rest her days playing bridge. The Windmill Theater becomes her game and the infamous showman Vivian Van Dam (Bob Hoskins) becomes her partner and fiercest opponent. The Germans are bombing London but the roar of the Windmill is all that can be heard, as Laura convinces Lord Cromer (Christopher Guest) to allow her actresses to be the one thing no one could ever imagine: Nude. Brought to its knees by war, what "Mrs. Henderson Presents" brings a nation to its feet in applause. Will Young plays a gay performer who appears in the shows and assists Vivian. |
| 1:30 p.m. |
E! |
The Spin Crowd : Kelly Osbourne asks Jonathan to put together an event for charity. Simon Huck is the gay publicist. |
| 1:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 1:45 p.m. |
Sundance |
Man Shops Globe : Determined to help a local dog rescue shelter, Keith plans to host a charity auction featuring dog-related art. Lured by the majestic castles and famous whiskey distilleries, Keith and his agent John Finlayson travel to Scotland on the hunt for an item that is sure to attract the highest bidder. |
| 2 p.m. |
Bravo |
The Rachel Zoe Project : During Fashion Week, Rachel works on styling Cameron Diaz and Demi Moore for the Oscars, recommending that both actresses push the fashion envelope. A stressed Brad tries to maneuver through Fashion Week for the first time without Taylor; and Rachel and Rodger are unable to celebrate their anniversary because of the week's demands. |
| 2 p.m. |
American Movie Classics |
Rubicon : Will receives an unusual and surprising offer from Ingram (Arliss Howard); Katherine uncovers a link between Tom's death and that of another suicide victim; Maggie agrees to let Craig take Sophie for an evening. |
| 2 p.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : After Anya convinces Willow to perform a spell in order to regain her powers, the spell backfires causing Willow's evil vampire twin to emerge from an alternate universe. |
| 2 p.m. |
The Food Network |
The Best Thing I Ever Ate : Chefs reveal dishes they are obsessed about. Ted Allen may be among the chefs. |
| 2 p.m. |
TV Land |
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition : Ty Pennington gives houses of deserving homeowners top-to-bottom makeovers. Michael Moloney is on-hand for those interior design challenges and Eduardo Xol can handle those tricky landscape problems. |
| 2 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 2:15 p.m. |
Sundance |
Man Shops Globe : Having never explored Down Under, Keith enlists the support of popular Australian stylist Sibella Court and Designer Fleur Wood to lead him in his search for artists in the Sydney area who he can showcase back in Anthropologie’s Rockefeller Center gallery. |
| 2:30 p.m. |
The Food Network |
The Best Thing I Ever Ate : Chefs reveal dishes they are obsessed about. Ted Allen may be among the chefs. |
| 2:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 3 p.m. |
Bravo |
The Rachel Zoe Project : Hightailing it to Milan for Fashion Week, Rachel takes a side trip to London to meet client Kate Hudson. Rachel's seemingly relaxed mental state takes a big stressful hit, however, when she discovers a client's Oscar gown has gone missing. In response, she and Brad desperately scour Milan fashion shows to find a replacement gown. |
| 3 p.m. |
HBO 2 |
True Blood : Eric proceeds with caution in his quest for revenge; Jessica and Hoyt's romance intensifies; Bill's attempt to win back Sookie's (Anna Paguin) trust backfires; Arlene's future depends on divine intervention; Jason struggles to understand Crystal's revelation; Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) receives a rude welcome back to reality after a "V" trip. All the vampires are allegedly omnisexual. |
| 3 p.m. |
Comedy Central |
The Hot Chick : Jessica (Rachel McAdams), a snooty teenager, gets what's coming to her when a spell has her switching bodies with a 30-something guy (Rob Schneider). Much gender-bending comedy. |
| 3 p.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : The Mayor plots with Faith to steal Angel's soul so Angelus can kill Buffy. |
| 3 p.m. |
TV Land |
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition : Ty Pennington gives houses of deserving homeowners top-to-bottom makeovers. Michael Moloney is on-hand for those interior design challenges and Eduardo Xol can handle those tricky landscape problems. |
| 3 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 3:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 4 p.m. |
Showtime Too |
The Big C : When Cathy’s attempt to connect to the people closest to her fails, she signs up for a well meaning, but over-bearing cancer support group. Adam rebuffs Cathy’s attempts to connect with him, so she decides to put together a dinner party with Andrea, Sean (John Benjamin Hickey) and Daphne. Meanwhile, Paul tries to win back his wife’s love with an elaborately romantic gesture. Marlene discovers Cathy’s cancer secret in a most unusual way.
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| 4 p.m. |
Headline News |
Issues With Jane Velez-Mitchell : Jane looks at the news of the day. |
| 4 p.m. |
Logo |
Strangers with Candy (Season 1) : Jerri finds her calling on the debate team, but can she make it through the physical training for the big competition? |
| 4 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 4:30 p.m. |
Showtime Too |
Weeds : In an effort to make money and stay 'under the radar', Nancy, Andy, and Silas acquire scab laborer jobs at an upscale Seattle hotel. Meanwhile, Shane is left to care for baby Stevie. Back at Ren Mar, Doug finds unexpected guests. Silas accepts an offer he can't refuse from an odd hotel guest. Guest starring Linda Hamilton as lesbian pot dealer, Linda; Sugar Lyn Beard as Linda's partner, Fiona; and Alanis Morissette as Dr. Audra Kitson.
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| 4:30 p.m. |
FX |
The Simpsons Movie (2007) : In the eagerly-awaited film based on the hit television series, Homer must save the world from a catastrophe he himself created. It all begins with Homer, his new pet pig, and a leaky silo full of droppings - a combination that triggers a disaster the likes of which Springfield has never experienced. As Marge is outraged by Homer's monumental blunder, a vengeful mob descends on the Simpson household. The family makes a narrow escape, but is soon divided by both location and conflict. Look for a surprise or two. |
| 4:30 p.m. |
Logo |
Strangers with Candy (Season 1) : Noblet discovers that Jerri is a violin prodigy & grooms her to become the star he wanted to be. |
| 4:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 5 p.m. |
Showtime Too |
The Amateurs (2005) : A small-town citizen (Jeff Bridges) convinces his fellow residents (Ted Danson, William Fichtner) to help him make an amateur porn film. Ted Danson's character, Moose, is closeted, and there is lesbian content. |
| 5 p.m. |
Starz InBlack |
Far From Heaven : Julianne Moore received an Oscar nomination for her portayal of a 1950's housewife who has to deal with her husband (Dennis Quaid) realization that he is gay. The film was written and directed by Todd Haynes. |
| 5 p.m. |
Arts & Entertainment |
Criminal Minds : With Kirsten Vangsness as computer whiz, Penelope Garcia. |
| 5 p.m. |
Comedy Central |
Waiting...(2005) : A womanizing waiter (Ryan Reynolds), his former girlfriend (Anna Faris) and his housemate (Justin Long) ponder their lives while working at a chain restaurant. Emmanuelle Chriqui plays lesbian bartender, Tyla. There is homophobic "humor" in the film. |
| 5 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 6 p.m. |
Arts & Entertainment |
Criminal Minds : With Kirsten Vangsness as computer whiz, Penelope Garcia. |
| 6 p.m. |
E! |
The Spin Crowd : Teaming up with Mario Lopez to create a photo op for a new product. Simon Huck is the gay publicist. |
| 6 p.m. |
HGTV |
Designed to Sell : Clive Pearce hosts this program that gives homeowners hints as to how to fix up their homes before they put them on the market. |
| 6 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 6:30 p.m. |
HGTV |
Designed to Sell : Clive Pearce hosts this program that gives homeowners hints as to how to fix up their homes before they put them on the market. |
| 6:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 7 p.m. |
Arts & Entertainment |
Criminal Minds : With Kirsten Vangsness as computer whiz, Penelope Garcia. |
| 7 p.m. |
USA |
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde : In this sequel, Elle Wood (Reese Witherspoon) heads to Washington DC to fight for animal rights. Turns out her dog is gay as is a prominant senator's dog. Sam Pancake plays her gay secretary, Kevin. |
| 7 p.m. |
Comedy Central |
Scary Movie : A send-up of the current teen slasher flims. There is, of course, a serial killer. And Bobby (Jon Abrahams) and Ray (Shawn Wayans) might be gay. And Miss Mann is anybody's guess. "Oh, look at me! I'm all dead!" |
| 7 p.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Buffy uncovers a plot to kill Sunnydale High students after she accidently acquires the power of telepathy. |
| 7 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 7 p.m. |
Planet Green |
The Fabulous Beekman Boys : Cosmopolitan couple Josh and Brent decide to make a drastic change - purchase a farm in upstate New York and launch their own organic lifestyle brand. Can their entrepreneurial venture succeed without sacrificing their relationship?
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| 7:10 p.m. |
Starz Edge |
Obsessed (2009) : Derek (Idris Elba), a successful, happily married executive becomes the object of unwanted affection from Lisa (Ali Larter) a temp worker at his company. Beyoncé Knowles plays Derek's wife Sharon and Matthew Humphreys plays his gay assistant, Patrick. |
| 7:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 7:30 p.m. |
Planet Green |
The Fabulous Beekman Boys : In order to try and stir up business, Brent plans a Harvest Weekend. The 3-day event includes a garden party on the Beekman property, a harvest festival in the village and a feast at the American Hotel.
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| 8 p.m. |
Fox |
The Simpsons : In this repeat, Principal Skinner announces that Mrs. Krabappel was called out of town and budget cuts dictate that, until she returns, the school's two fourth grade classes will merge. Bart reluctantly shares a desk with Nikki (Sarah Silverman) and develops a flirtatious rapport. Bart talks to Grampa about his new crush, and at Grampa's suggestion, gives Nikki a kiss. But when Nikki starts sending Bart mixed signals, he swears off women forever. Meanwhile, Lisa's classmates ostracize her for being an overachiever, and First Lady Michelle Obama (Angela Bassett), a self-professed nerd, comes to Lisa's defense. |
| 8 p.m. |
NBC |
Law & Order: Criminal Intent : A mid-level government official decides to blackmail two doctors who have been overcharging their clients. The doctors are terrified that the scandal will lead to the retired mobsters who financed their practice. Their fears are seemingly put to rest when the official turns up dead- until Nichols and Stevens' (Saffron Burrows) investigation leads right back to their door.
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| 8 p.m. |
Arts & Entertainment |
Criminal Minds : With Kirsten Vangsness as computer whiz, Penelope Garcia. |
| 8 p.m. |
Headline News |
Showbiz Tonight : Entertainment news. |
| 8 p.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Willow is kidnapped by the Mayor when the gang steals a mystical box containing demonic energy. |
| 8 p.m. |
TV Land |
M*A*S*H with David Ogden Stiers as Major Charles Emerson Winchester. |
| 8 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 8:30 p.m. |
TV Land |
M*A*S*H with David Ogden Stiers as Major Charles Emerson Winchester. |
| 8:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 9 p.m. |
NBC |
Law & Order: Criminal Intent : The ghosts of Nichols' past return to haunt him when he's called to investigate the murder of an old friend; an eccentric book dealer who lived in isolation with his only daughter, a troubled young woman who once held a fond place in Nichols' heart. With Saffron Burrows as Det. Serena Stevens. |
| 9 p.m. |
ABC |
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition : In this repeat, Ty and his team and celebrity volunteer Clint Black traveled to Daviess County, KY to tell Steve and Melissa Mattingly that their current home, a small single-wide trailer, will be replaced by a newly constructed home built in just seven days. Show designers for this episode are Ty Pennington, Michael Moloney and Didiayer Snyder.
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| 9 p.m. |
HBO |
True Blood : Nan Flanagan goes to Fangtasia for answers about the Magister's whereabouts; Bill gets to the bottom of Sookie's (Anna Paquin) real identity; Jason finds an unlikely ally in his feud with Felton and Calvin; Arlene has a pessimistic view of her future; Sookie meets another family member; Russell (Denis O'Hare) vows to get back at his enemies. All the vampires are allegedly omnisexual. |
| 9 p.m. |
Arts & Entertainment |
Criminal Minds : With Kirsten Vangsness as computer whiz, Penelope Garcia. |
| 9 p.m. |
American Movie Classics |
Rubicon : A security breach at API leads the FBI to put the department on lockdown; Katherine suspects her home is no longer a safe haven for her. With Arliss Howard as gay API boss, Kale Ingram. |
| 9 p.m. |
Lifetime |
Murder by Numbers : Sandra Bullock plays a homicide detective investigating a murder that points to a pair of high school students played by Ryan Gosling and Michael Pitt. There are definate homoerotic overtones between the two that don't go far enough. |
| 9 p.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Buffy and Angel's relationship ends days before the Prom, which is the target of vicious hellhound attacks. |
| 9 p.m. |
TV Land |
M*A*S*H with David Ogden Stiers as Major Charles Emerson Winchester. |
| 9 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 9:30 p.m. |
Fox |
Family Guy : In this repeat, Quagmire gets the surprise of his life on Mother's Day, when his father starts to go through the change of his life. He transitions from male-to-female.
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| 9:30 p.m. |
TV Land |
M*A*S*H with David Ogden Stiers as Major Charles Emerson Winchester. |
| 9:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 10 p.m. |
NBC |
Law & Order: Criminal Intent : The career of a promising young boxer is derailed when authorities discover he's at the center of a dog fighting ring. Things go from bad to worse when one of his partners turns up dead. With Saffron Burrows as Det. Serena Stevens. |
| 10 p.m. |
HBO |
True Blood : Sookie (Anna Paquin) gets a dire warning from Bill; Sam's emotional outburst takes him on an unpleasant trip down memory lane; Arlene asks Holly for help with a dilemma; Jessica faces a romantic conundrum; Russell (Denis O'Hare) vows revenge on his foes; Jesus (Kevin Alejandro) changes his opinion of a certain mind-altering substance. All the vampires are allegedly omnisexual. |
| 10 p.m. |
HBO 2 |
Hung : Mike's accusations of betrayal don't make Ray's horrible day at school any better; Ronnie vents his private frustrations in public at a dermatology banquet; Tanya gives a piece of her mind to Ray, Lenore and Patty. With Charlie Saxton as Ray's questioning son, Damon. |
| 10 p.m. |
Showtime |
Weeds : In an effort to make money and stay 'under the radar', Nancy, Andy, and Silas acquire scab laborer jobs at an upscale Seattle hotel. Meanwhile, Shane is left to care for baby Stevie. Back at Ren Mar, Doug finds unexpected guests. Silas accepts an offer he can't refuse from an odd hotel guest. Guest starring Linda Hamilton as lesbian pot dealer, Linda; Sugar Lyn Beard as Linda's partner, Fiona; and Alanis Morissette as Dr. Audra Kitson. |
| 10 p.m. |
Oxygen |
Snapped: Yesenia Patino : The 1991 murder of Trish Willoughby, a mother of three who was killed by her husband and his transsexual mistress while on vacation in Mexico. |
| 10 p.m. |
Logo |
Laurel Canyon : Frances McDormand co-stars as the free-spirited bisexual mother of a straight-laced college student (Christain Bale) whose fiance (Kate Beckinsale) falls under her spell. Written and directed by Lisa Cholodenko. |
| 10 p.m. |
The Food Network |
Iron Chef America: Cora vs. Kostow : Chef Christopher Kostow takes on fellow Iron Chef Cat Cora. |
| 10:30 p.m. |
HBO 2 |
Entourage : Turtle irks his boss by reaching out to NBA owner Mark Cuban for financial help; Eric's assistant joins the chorus to convince Drama to do Billy Walsh's series; Ari finds out secondhand that Amanda may have beaten him to a business deal; Vince lobbies to get Sasha a role in his new movie to keep her out of an adult film. With Rex Lee as Lloyd. |
| 10:30 p.m. |
Showtime |
The Big C : When Cathy’s attempt to connect to the people closest to her fails, she signs up for a well meaning, but over-bearing cancer support group. Adam rebuffs Cathy’s attempts to connect with him, so she decides to put together a dinner party with Andrea, Sean (John Benjamin Hickey) and Daphne. Meanwhile, Paul tries to win back his wife’s love with an elaborately romantic gesture. Marlene discovers Cathy’s cancer secret in a most unusual way. |
| 10:30 p.m. |
E! |
The Spin Crowd : Teaming up with Mario Lopez to create a photo op for a new product. Simon Huck is the gay publicist. |
| 10:35 p.m. |
Starz |
Fired Up! (2009) : Shawn (Nicholas D'Agosto) and Nick (Eric Christian Olsen) are top scorers on the Ford High School football team…both on and off the field. When they hatch a scheme to trade their footballs for pom poms and join the school’s most beautiful girls at cheer camp, the new team members actually give the girls’ historically awful cheer squad a chance at success. And when Shawn falls for the head cheerleader (Sarah Roemer), the boys must learn some new moves and unleash their inner spirit to prove their intentions before the all-important cheer competition finals. With Adhir Kalyan as a type-A gay cheerleader, Brewster. At least one of the cheerleaders is a lesbian. |
| 11 p.m. |
HBO |
True Blood : Eric proceeds with caution in his quest for revenge; Jessica and Hoyt's romance intensifies; Bill's attempt to win back Sookie's (Anna Paguin) trust backfires; Arlene's future depends on divine intervention; Jason struggles to understand Crystal's revelation; Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) receives a rude welcome back to reality after a "V" trip. All the vampires are allegedly omnisexual. |
| 11 p.m. |
HBO 2 |
What to Watch : A look at upcoming HBO programs. |
| 11 p.m. |
Headline News |
Showbiz Tonight : Entertainment news. |
| 11 p.m. |
USA |
Hairspray (2007) : Screen adaptation of the Broadway musical based on John Water's 1988 film. In 1960s Baltimore a plump teen, Tracy Turnblad (Nikki Blonsky) becomes an overnight celebrity after she wins a spot on a local dance program called "The Corny Collins Show. John Travolta plays her mother, Edna. Michelle Pfeiffer, Christoher Walken, Amanda Bynes, James Marsden, Queen Latifah, Zac Efron, Allison Janney and Brittany Snow star. Adam Shankman directs. |
| 11 p.m. |
Oxygen |
Snapped: Yesenia Patino : The 1991 murder of Trish Willoughby, a mother of three who was killed by her husband and his transsexual mistress while on vacation in Mexico. |
| 11 p.m. |
E! |
The Soup : More entertainment news. |
| 11:30 p.m. |
Lifetime |
Murder by Numbers : Sandra Bullock plays a homicide detective investigating a murder that points to a pair of high school students played by Ryan Gosling and Michael Pitt. There are definate homoerotic overtones between the two that don't go far enough. |
| 11:30 p.m. |
E! |
Chelsea Lately : Chelsea Handler looks at top breaking news stories, celebrity tales that just won't die and other hot topics of the day. |
| 11:31 p.m. |
FX |
Rescue Me :Tommy and Sheila (Callie Thorne) do their best to adjust to life after Damian's accident; the guys find themselves with a new pickup ploy. |
| 11:50 p.m. |
Starz InBlack |
Far From Heaven : Julianne Moore received an Oscar nomination for her portayal of a 1950's housewife who has to deal with her husband (Dennis Quaid) realization that he is gay. The film was written and directed by Todd Haynes. |
