| Tuesday, August 31, 2010 |
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Syndicated |
Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen : Scott Kennedy performs on this repeat. |
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Syndicated |
Syndicated Scripted Shows : "Will & Grace"; "Sex and the City"; "Frasier"; "Married...with Children"; "Reno 911"; "Degrassi: The Next Generation." Check your local listings for times and channels. |
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Syndicated |
Syndicated Entertainment News Shows : "Entertainment Tonight"; "Extra; Access Hollywood"; "Inside Edition"; "TMZ"; "The Insider" Check your local listings for times and channels. |
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Syndicated |
Ellen DeGeneres : Queen Latifah and Melanie Oudin are guests on this repeat. |
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Local
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Syndicated |
Regis and Kelly : Sarah Jessica Park is a guest on this repeat. |
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Syndicated |
Oprah Winfrey : Oprah says good-bye to Nate Berkus on this repeat. |
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Local
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Syndicated |
Rachael Ray : Kyan Douglas reveals the Internet's most-searched celeb hairdos and uncovers the tricks that can transform you into your favorite star on this repeat. |
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Syndicated |
Tyra Banks : On this repeat: What’s it like to be on one of the hottest new shows this fall? We’ll find out when Tyra sits down with the cast of “Glee!” The cast of the singing show sensation will share all about their hot new show and how it is to be thrust into the spotlight. Plus, the cast will have a chance to judge real-life glee clubs in the first ever “Tyra Show Glee Off”! Later, we’ll meet Gabourey “Gabby” Sidibe and Paula Patton, stars of the amazing new film “Precious.”
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Syndicated |
Martha Stewart : Sarah Carey prepares potato-and-olive-salad; and Kevin Sharkey arranges peonies on this repeat. |
| 12 a.m. |
HBO 2 |
The Promotion (2007) : Personality quirks and inadequacies come to the surface when two men, Doug (Seann William Scott) and Richard (John C. Reilly) vie for the top job in a grocery chain's new store. Doug's neighbors a banjo-playing gay couple, who are not seen, but heard. |
| 12 a.m. |
Showtime Too |
Big Brother After Dark : An uncensored three-hour live look inside CBS' "Big Brother" house. |
| 12 a.m. |
Independent Film Channel |
The Full Monty starring Robert Carlyle, Tom Wilkinson, Mark Addy, Steve Huison, Paul Barber, Hugo Speer, and William Snape as unemployed British steelworkers who decide to become strippers to earn some money. Watch for a relationship between two of the dancers. |
| 12 a.m. |
Lifetime |
Drop Dead Diva : Claire Harrison tries to ease her way back into the firm; Fred is jealous when Stacy has to kiss a pretend husband in a commercial; Jane and Grayson take on a case involving a woman who wants to be cryogenically frozen. With Margaret Cho as Jane's assistant, Teri. |
| 12 a.m. |
E! |
Chelsea Lately : Chelsea Handler looks at top breaking news stories, celebrity tales that just won't die and other hot topics of the day. |
| 12 a.m. |
VH1 |
Scream Queens : The six actresses battling it out for a breakout role in SAW 3D learn that dying is easy, but comedy is hard when they try their hand at the campy side of horror. Playing a brain eating zombie would be enough, but the girls must also learn how to make exploding squibs look real! Sarah makes the girls laugh for all the wrong reasons. Tensions between Gabby and Tai continue to boil. And in a Director's Challenge filled with blood-sucking vampires, Christine's weak choices threaten to send her send her to The Grand Ballroom for the first time! Writer/director Tim Sullivan, Jaime King and acting coach John Homa are the judges. |
| 12 a.m. |
Logo |
RuPaul's Drag U : Three plus size ladies enroll at Drag U to learn that a fat ass is a terrible thing to waste. Jackee Harry joins the faculty and weighs in on who's the baddest bitch in school. |
| 12 a.m. |
The Food Network |
The Best Thing I Ever Ate : Chefs reveal dishes they are obsessed about. Ted Allen may be among the chefs. |
| 12:05 a.m. |
Encore |
Set It Off starring Jada Pinkett, Queen Latifah, Vivica A. Fox, Kimberly Elise as four women who decide to become bank robbers. Queen Latifah is a stand-out as a tough lesbian. |
| 12:11 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 12:15 a.m. |
Turner Classic Movies |
The Maltese Falcon starring Humphry Bogart with Sydney Greenstreet, Peter Lorre, and Elisha Cook Jr in this classic mystery. Look for gay overtones in characters played by Sydney, Peter, and Elisha. |
| 12:30 a.m. |
E! |
Fashion Police: The 2010 Primetime Emmy Awards : Joan Rivers hosts as E! recaps fashion do's and don'ts at this year's ceremony in this one-hour special. |
| 12:30 a.m. |
HGTV |
Designed to Sell : Clive Pearce hosts this program that gives homeowners hints as to how to fix up their homes before they put them on the market. |
| 12:30 a.m. |
The Food Network |
The Best Thing I Ever Ate : Chefs reveal dishes they are obsessed about. Ted Allen may be among the chefs. |
| 12:43 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 1 a.m. |
Headline News |
Issues With Jane Velez-Mitchell : Jane looks at the news of the day. |
| 1 a.m. |
TNT |
Hawthorne : A construction accident threatens the hospital's commission inspection; Dr. Marshall gives Ray a hard time over his feelings regarding Candy; Bobbie and Steve reveal their pasts to each other. With Vanessa Lengies as lesbian nurse Kelly Epson. Sara Gilbert guest stars as nurse Malia Price. |
| 1 a.m. |
TBS |
Sex and the City |
| 1 a.m. |
Lifetime |
Frasier with David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane. |
| 1 a.m. |
MTV |
Seed of Chucky : Jennifer Tilly stars as herself in this fifth installment of the "Chucky" series. She gets involved with Chucky and his bride Tiffany (voice of Jennifer Tilly), who are brought back to life by their gender-confused doll child, Glen (or is it Glenda). They travel to Hollywood when they hear that there will be a movie made about them. |
| 1 a.m. |
Logo |
RuPaul's Drag U : Three moms on the brink of emotional breakdowns connect with their long-lost inner divas. Visiting Professor Debi Mazar cheers on these brave mothers. Drag U Professors Morgan McMichaels, Pandora Boxx and Shannel spread a little magic on their tired souls. |
| 1:05 a.m. |
USA |
White Collar : Peter and Neal (Matt Bomer) help U.S. Marshals track down an FBI Agent accused of selling information. With Marsha Tomason as lesbian FBI agent, Diana. |
| 1:30 a.m. |
HBO 2 |
A Real Sex Xtra: Pornucopia: Going Down in the Valley: Same-Sex Sex : This episode looks a gay porn and adult videos produced by women for women. |
| 1:30 a.m. |
TBS |
Sex and the City |
| 1:30 a.m. |
Oxygen |
Dance Your Ass Off : In the conclusion of the two-part Season 2 finale, choreographer Dave Scott is on hand to help evaluate the finale showdown, after which a winner is named. The prize: $100,000. Michael is the gay contestant. |
| 1:30 a.m. |
E! |
The Soup : More entertainment news. |
| 1:51 a.m. |
TV Land |
She's Got the Look : Season 3 begins with 10 contestants moving into a loft in Los Angeles and preparing for their first challenge: a photo shoot in bikinis. Brooke Burke is the new host, and model Roshumba Williams replaces Beverly Johnson on the panel of judges with Sean Patterson and Robert Verdi.
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| 2 a.m. |
CNN |
Anderson Cooper 360 : Topics of the day are discussed. |
| 2 a.m. |
E! |
The Spin Crowd : Kelly Osbourne asks Jonathan to put together an event for charity. Simon Huck is the gay publicist. |
| 2 a.m. |
Logo |
RuPaul's Drag U : It's a family affair when RuPaul's three sisters show up for class at Drag U. Drag Professors Jujubee, Raven and Shannel get to the bottom of the family rivalries. No stranger to family drama herself, Kelly Osbourne guest stars. |
| 2 a.m. |
SyFy |
Warehouse 13 : Pete and Myka fall victim to an artifact that causes them to swap bodies, but the process will soon prove fatal if not reversed. |
| 2:30 a.m. |
E! |
Chelsea Lately : Chelsea Handler looks at top breaking news stories, celebrity tales that just won't die and other hot topics of the day. |
| 2:45 a.m. |
The Movie Channel |
Scary Movie 2 : The gang is back for this sequel that has them being set to be killed by their college professor. Shawn Wayans reprises his role as sexually confussed Ray. With Marlon Wayons, Regina Hall, Tori Spelling, David Cross and Tim Curry. |
| 2:45 a.m. |
CineMax |
Basic Instinct : Controversial in its portrayal of lesbians, it stars Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone as a bisexual author and possible murderer. |
| 3 a.m. |
E! |
Chelsea Lately : Chelsea Handler looks at top breaking news stories, celebrity tales that just won't die and other hot topics of the day. |
| 3 a.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : A new Slayer named Faith arrives in Sunnydale just as a powerful new vampire beings terrorizing the town. |
| 3:30 a.m. |
E! |
E! News : Entertainment news. |
| 4 a.m. |
USA |
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit with B.D. Wong as Dr. George Huang. |
| 4 a.m. |
Logo |
That Time of the Month : Showcasing film and video work of lesbian and bisexual women |
| 4:30 a.m. |
Logo |
Mores for Gays : AfterElton's video blog comes television. |
| 4:45 a.m. |
Logo |
The Click List: Best in Short Film : Short films are aired in their entirety and then can be voted on on online at LOGOonline.com. |
| 5 a.m. |
TBS |
Married...with Children with Amanda Bearse as Marcy. |
| 5 a.m. |
Logo |
NewNowNext : Music videos that are of interest to the GLBT community are featured. |
| 5 a.m. |
TV Land |
M*A*S*H with David Ogden Stiers as Major Charles Emerson Winchester. |
| 5:30 a.m. |
TBS |
Married...with Children with Amanda Bearse as Marcy. |
| 5:30 a.m. |
TV Land |
M*A*S*H with David Ogden Stiers as Major Charles Emerson Winchester. |
| 6 a.m. |
TBS |
Married...with Children with Amanda Bearse as Marcy. |
| 6 a.m. |
USA |
White Collar : Neal (Matt Bomer) and Peter believe that Neal has a copycat thief. With Marsha Tomason as lesbian FBI agent, Diana. |
| 6 a.m. |
Logo |
No Night Is Too Long (2002) : Handsome Tim Cornish (Lee Williams) starts a relationship with Dr. Ivo Steadman (Marc Warren), a professor at the university he attends. Things start to go wrong when one of them gets too posessive. |
| 6:30 a.m. |
TBS |
Married...with Children with Amanda Bearse as Marcy. |
| 7 a.m. |
NBC |
Today : Drew Barrymore is a scheduled guest. |
| 7 a.m. |
ABC |
Good Morning America " The "Dancing with the Stars" cast members are scheduled guests. with weatherman Sam Champion. |
| 7 a.m. |
USA |
White Collar : Mozzie must trust Neal (Matt Bomer) and Peter after a kidnapping. With Marsha Tomason as lesbian FBI agent, Diana. |
| 7 a.m. |
E! |
E! News : Entertainment news. |
| 8 a.m. |
Headline News |
Showbiz Tonight : Entertainment news. |
| 8 a.m. |
USA |
White Collar : Neal (Matt Bomer) is unknowingly hired to kill an insurance investigator. With Marsha Tomason as lesbian FBI agent, Diana. |
| 8 a.m. |
Lifetime |
Will & Grace |
| 8 a.m. |
Oxygen |
Dance Your Ass Off : In the conclusion of the two-part Season 2 finale, choreographer Dave Scott is on hand to help evaluate the finale showdown, after which a winner is named. The prize: $100,000. Michael is the gay contestant. |
| 8:30 a.m. |
Starz Edge |
Whatever Works (2009) : An eccentric New Yorker (Larry David) abandons his upper class life to lead a more bohemian existence. He meets a young girl (Evan Rachel Wood) from the South and her family and no two people seem to get along in the entanglements that follow. Patricia Clarkson and Ed Begley, Jr. play her parents, Marietta and Perry. Perry comes out as gay gun enthusiast. |
| 8:30 a.m. |
Lifetime |
Will & Grace |
| 8:30 a.m. |
Logo |
Dangerous Living: Coming Out in the Developing World : This documentary chronicles the struggle of coming out in lesser developed countries such as Kenya, Egypt and Thailand. |
| 8:40 a.m. |
Starz InBlack |
Heart and Souls starring Robert Downey Jr. and Charles Grodin, Alfre Woodard, Kyra Sedgwick, Tom Sizemore, David Paymer as ghosts who take over Downey's body. It's fun when the women take over. |
| 9 a.m. |
USA |
White Collar : A jewel thief's arrest leads Peter and Neal (Matt Bomer) to an international adoption lawyer who swindles would-be parents. With Marsha Tomason as lesbian FBI agent, Diana. |
| 9 a.m. |
Lifetime |
Frasier with David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane. |
| 9 a.m. |
Oxygen |
Hair Battle Spectacular : There's a big blowout when one of the nine still-standing hair artisans is singled out as a cheater. Party planner Jes Gordon is the guest judge. Hair designer Derek J and celebrity stylist Lindsay Albanese are the series judges. Bryson "Boss" is the gay contestant. |
| 9 a.m. |
Comedy Central |
Reno 911! (Season 2) : As Junior's life is turned upside down by his accidental marriage, Jones and Garcia chase a Milkshake Man. With Thomas Lennon as gay Lt. Dangle and Mary Birdsong as lesbian-in-denial, Dep. Kimball. |
| 9:30 a.m. |
Lifetime |
Frasier with David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane. |
| 10 a.m. |
NBC |
Today : Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart are scheduled guests. |
| 10 a.m. |
Bravo |
Working Out (Season 3) : Jackie's mother visits at the same time as Brianna's family, causing major complications. Jesse's sister also vists; Gregg gets a music gig; and Lisa gets liposuction. |
| 10 a.m. |
USA |
White Collar : Peter and Neal (Matt Bomer) help U.S. Marshals track down an FBI Agent accused of selling information. With Marsha Tomason as lesbian FBI agent, Diana. |
| 10 a.m. |
Oxygen |
Hair Battle Spectacular : It's child's play for the eight still-standing contestants when they create kid-themed hairstyles. Natalie Nunn ("Bad Girls Club") is the guest judge. Hair designer Derek J and celebrity stylist Lindsay Albanese are the series judges.
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| 10 a.m. |
Logo |
We're All Angels (2007) : This documentary from filmmaker Robert Nunez charts the improbable, inspiring rise of pop music stars Jason & deMarco, gay Christians who struggle to be accepted by either the evangelical or gay communities. |
| 10 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
True Jackson, VP : With Ron Butler as possibly gay receptionist, Oscar. |
| 10:30 a.m. |
E! |
The Soup : More entertainment news. |
| 10:30 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
True Jackson, VP : With Ron Butler as possibly gay receptionist, Oscar. |
| 11 a.m. |
Bravo |
Working Out (Season 3) : Jackie holds auditions to select four of her trainers to appear in her workout DVD. |
| 11 a.m. |
E! |
Women of the Forbes Celebrity 100 : The women who made the Forbes Celebrity 100 in 2010. |
| 11 a.m. |
HGTV |
Designed to Sell : Clive Pearce hosts this program that gives homeowners hints as to how to fix up their homes before they put them on the market. |
| 11 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
True Jackson, VP : With Ron Butler as possibly gay receptionist, Oscar. |
| 11:30 a.m. |
Women's Entertainment |
Sunset Daze : Hollywood or Bust: Gail's cabaret is a success; Cary's partner, George, watches her pup Pumpkin. |
| 11:30 a.m. |
HGTV |
Designed to Sell : Clive Pearce hosts this program that gives homeowners hints as to how to fix up their homes before they put them on the market. |
| 11:30 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
True Jackson, VP : With Ron Butler as possibly gay receptionist, Oscar. |
| 12 p.m. |
CBS |
The Young and the Restless : With Clementine Ford as Mac; Yani Gellman as gay attorney, Rafe; and Thom Bierdz as Phillip. |
| 12 p.m. |
Bravo |
Working Out (Season 3) : Jackie's DVD is released; Jackie and Brianna examine their relationship; Greg and Renessa comfort Rebecca who has just had a bad break-up; and the Skylabbers weigh-in. |
| 12 p.m. |
The Learning Channel |
What Not to Wear : Clinton Kelly and Stacy London give yet another fashion victim a makeover (admit it, it's something you've always wanted to do). |
| 12 p.m. |
Lifetime |
Desperate Housewives |
| 12 p.m. |
E! |
E! News : Entertainment news. |
| 12 p.m. |
MTV |
When I Was 17 : Celebrities talk about what they were like at 17. |
| 12 p.m. |
Logo |
Love! Valour! Compassion! : Adapataion of Terrence McNally's Tony-winning play about eight gay men spending three long weekends at a vacation home. Starring Jason Alexander, Randy Becker, Stephen Bogardus, John Glover, John Benjamin Hickey, Justin Kirk, and Stephen Spinella. |
| 12:30 p.m. |
MTV |
When I Was 17 : Celebrities talk about what they were like at 17. |
| 1 p.m. |
ABC |
All My Children : With Christina Bennett Lind as Erica's lesbian daughter, Bianca. |
| 1 p.m. |
Bravo |
The Rachel Zoe Project (Season 1) : Increasing conflict for Rachel between her work and personal life as she tries to get Roger to agree to buy some new furniture for their house. After a big LA rainstorm, the studio has flooded it and many of the dresses are ruined. The pressure is on for Brad to get the Oscar De la Renta dresses in for Debra Messing to wear to the SAG awards. After Taylor calls in sick and the dresses are delayed, Fed Ex comes through and Debra Messing looks fabulous at the event. |
| 1 p.m. |
Lifetime |
Grey's Anatomy with T.R. Knight as Dr. George O'Malley and Sara Ramirez as bisexual Dr. Callie Torres. |
| 1 p.m. |
MTV |
When I Was 17 : Celebrities talk about what they were like at 17. |
| 1:30 p.m. |
MTV |
When I Was 17 : Celebrities talk about what they were like at 17. |
| 2 p.m. |
CBS |
As the World Turns : With Van Hansis as gay ex-college student Luke; Jake Silbermann as Luke's ex-boyfriend, Noah; and Eric Sheffer Stevens as gay Dr. Reid Oliver. |
| 2 p.m. |
Bravo |
The Rachel Zoe Project (Season 1) : It’s time for one of the biggest events of the year for Rachel--Fashion week in New York. Packing for two weeks is unbelievably difficult. She needs at least 40-50 pairs of shoes alone! After coping with some negative media, Rachel reveals that she has been attacked for contributing to anorexia in Hollywood. The arrival in NY is chaotic for Brad and Taylor who are forced to spend one night together in the same hotel room, while Rachel is living her dream sitting in a Front Row seat at runway shows. She meets privately with two designers while Roger slips away to play pool with his NY pals. Rachel is on edge with the press bashing and Roger tries to comfort her, but it’s her designer pal Marc Jacobs who finally calms her down. Taylor gets called back to LA suddenly for a shoot and everyone wonders if Brad can rise to the occasion.
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| 2 p.m. |
Headline News |
Showbiz Tonight : Entertainment news. |
| 2 p.m. |
TNT |
The Closer : In this repeat, Brenda and Fritz search for a gang that killed two guards during an armored-car heist; Brenda's family wants to spend Christmas together. With Phillip P. Keene as surveillance expert Buzz Watson. |
| 2 p.m. |
Lifetime |
Grey's Anatomy with T.R. Knight as Dr. George O'Malley and Sara Ramirez as bisexual Dr. Callie Torres. |
| 2 p.m. |
E! |
Fashion Police: The 2010 Primetime Emmy Awards : Joan Rivers hosts as E! recaps fashion do's and don'ts at this year's ceremony in this one-hour special. |
| 2:30 p.m. |
Logo |
Coming Out Stories: Karen : Karen has told everyone except her dying mother that she is a lesbian. |
| 2:30 p.m. |
HGTV |
Curb Appeal: The Block : John and his team help Errin, a first-time homeowner who works around the clock to have her house, which leaves her no time to devote to fixing up the front yard. |
| 3 p.m. |
Bravo |
The Rachel Zoe Project (Season 1) : Rachel is steeped in Fashion Week and we really get some insight into her philosophy about her work and her dreams For Rachel, the 60's and 70's are where her soul is and she proves she can buy more in twenty minutes than anyone at one of her favorite stores. A highpoint is meeting Diane VonFurstenburg who says, "I became the woman I always wanted to be, like you." Rachel finds this very unsettling. Brad and Rachel grow closer while Taylor works with growing resentment in LA. Brad gets to meet Oscar de la Renta and can't believe how generous Rachel is to include him. Roger is upset over his wife's vintage shopping spree and it seems like Roger continues to lose out in the battle between her work and private life. |
| 3 p.m. |
E! |
25 Most Memorable Swimsuit Moments : Noteworthy bathing-suit moments in film, TV and print are recalled. Featured: Eva Longoria; Lindsay Lohan; Tyra Banks; Cheryl Tiegs; Paris Hilton; Raquel Welch; Demi Moore; Cameron Diaz; Jacqueline Bisset; Kate Hudson; Salma Hayek; Matthew McConaughey; Lance Armstrong. |
| 3 p.m. |
VH1 |
100 Most Shocking Music Moments (Hour 1) : A look numbers 81 - 100. |
| 3 p.m. |
Logo |
Coming Out Stories: My Ex-Wife (Scott) : Californian Scott Barshay and his wife Tracy were married for 11 years and had 3 kids. Now divorced, they share joint custody of the children and maintain a rocky relationship. Scott's decided to finally tell Tracy who he is, whether she wants to hear it or not. |
| 3 p.m. |
ABC Family |
Melissa & Joey : Joe tries to get his belongings back from his ex-wife; Mel dates a man with ulterior motives; Lennox tries to make friends. Look for a twist. |
| 3:30 p.m. |
Logo |
Coming Out Stories: The Mayor (Chris) : Chris Cabaldon is the mayor of West Sacramento. Early in his career, he forfeited a personal life in order to enter politics. Now a respected mayor at age 40, Chris is unwilling to continue living a lie. Fueled by a desire to create positive change in community attitudes, Chris comes out at his annual State of the City address. |
| 3:30 p.m. |
HGTV |
Color Splash : David turns a dated kitchen into a sleek, modern space. |
| 3:40 p.m. |
Starz InBlack |
Heart and Souls starring Robert Downey Jr. and Charles Grodin, Alfre Woodard, Kyra Sedgwick, Tom Sizemore, David Paymer as ghosts who take over Downey's body. It's fun when the women take over. |
| 4 p.m. |
Bravo |
The Rachel Zoe Project (Season 1) : It’s a week before the Oscars and the pressure is on. Molly Simms comes by to pick a dress and in the middle of it all, Rachel has decided to throw a tenth anniversary party for Roger. But it’s Taylor who has to organize it, with a little help from Brad. The party causes another fight between Roger and Rachel. Finally Rachel comes to her senses and cancels the party. Now it’s full steam ahead for the Oscars, but first a big shoot for a Japanese mag. Called “Glamorous,” where we pick up more fashion tips from Rachel. With only two days to go before the Oscars, Rachel gets a double whammy—her uncle dies and she gets s strong warning from the doctor that she has an ulcer and is living under too much stress. Rachel breaks down realizing that she won’t be going to her uncle’s funeral and that someday she will regret it. And to make matters worse, Roger is backing out of a dinner date with her dad. Rachel knows she needs to shift gears and change her life, but how? |
| 4 p.m. |
Headline News |
Issues With Jane Velez-Mitchell : Jane looks at the news of the day. |
| 4 p.m. |
VH1 |
100 Most Shocking Music Moments (Hour 2) : A look numbers 61 - 80. |
| 4 p.m. |
Logo |
RuPaul's Drag U : Three plus size ladies enroll at Drag U to learn that a fat ass is a terrible thing to waste. Jackee Harry joins the faculty and weighs in on who's the baddest bitch in school. |
| 4 p.m. |
HGTV |
Color Splash : David creates a living space for parties and entertaining friends. |
| 4:10 p.m. |
Encore |
Obsessed (2009) : Derek (Idris Elba), a successful, happily married executive becomes the object of unwanted affection from Lisa (Ali Larter) a temp worker at his company. Beyoncé Knowles plays Derek's wife Sharon and Matthew Humphreys plays his gay assistant, Patrick. |
| 5 p.m. |
Bravo |
The Rachel Zoe Project (Season 1) : It’s two days before the Oscars and everyone is crazed. Rachel is still picking Jennifer Garner’s dress and Taylor has to substitute as a model for Rachel. While Rachel shops for jewelry, picking up millions of dollars worth for her clients to wear, Roger shops for a surprise vintage Porsche to help Rachel through her crisis. Tension is high between Brad and Taylor. Taylor is annoyed with Brad who never seems to be around when she needs him and Rachel has to calm her down. Brad and Tay prepare the “Kits” for the clients, but Brad forgets to bring a kit to Cameron Diaz –and it’s a disaster for Rachel. She is really upset with Brad. Hours before the Oscars, Rachel’s team is falling apart. Brad returns and bursts into tears, Rachel tries to talk him down and Taylor just gets angrier and angrier. It’s a showdown between her two employees. Still, she runs to the TV and watches her clients looking gorgeous as they walk the red carpet. Taylor calls Brad to apologize and he returns for a celebratory glass of champagne. In the end, Roger surprises Rachel with her new Porsche and now, anything seems possible as the two sweethearts drive away into the sunset. |
| 5 p.m. |
TNT |
Law & Order with Elizabeth Rohm as lesbian Asst. Dist. Atty. Serena Southerlyn. |
| 5 p.m. |
VH1 |
100 Most Shocking Music Moments (Hour 3) : A look numbers 41 - 60. |
| 5 p.m. |
Logo |
RuPaul's Drag U : Three moms on the brink of emotional breakdowns connect with their long-lost inner divas. Visiting Professor Debi Mazar cheers on these brave mothers. Drag U Professors Morgan McMichaels, Pandora Boxx and Shannel spread a little magic on their tired souls. |
| 5 p.m. |
Planet Green |
The Fabulous Beekman Boys : It's breeding season at Beekman Farm and the action in the barn is like nothing Brent and Josh have experienced before. While Farmer John tends to the goats, Brent finds himself overwhelmed with wrapping and packaging 14,000 bars of soap for a huge order.
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| 5:15 p.m. |
Showtime |
I Hate Valentine's Day (2009) : The owner of a flower shop in the heart of Brooklyn, NY and a romantic with a unique take on the dating game. Genevieve (Nia Vardalos) lives by a strict five date rule so she doesn't get dumped and never gets hurt. Then she meets Greg (John Corbett). He's good looking, funny and new to town, and before they know it, both are falling for each other. Will this new romance cause Genevieve to reconsider her philosophy of love? Stephen Guarino and Amir Arison play Genevieve's gay co-workers, Bill and Bob, respectively. |
| 5:30 p.m. |
Planet Green |
The Fabulous Beekman Boys : Brent gets an invitation from Martha Stewart to sample the Beekman cheese at one of her events in the city. Later back at the farm, Josh & Brent face an emotional decision.
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| 6 p.m. |
Bravo |
The Rachel Zoe Project : During Fashion Week, Rachel works on styling Cameron Diaz and Demi Moore for the Oscars, recommending that both actresses push the fashion envelope. A stressed Brad tries to maneuver through Fashion Week for the first time without Taylor; and Rachel and Rodger are unable to celebrate their anniversary because of the week's demands. |
| 6 p.m. |
MSNBC |
The Rachel Maddow Show : Rachel's take on the top stories of the day. |
| 6 p.m. |
TNT |
Law & Order with Elizabeth Rohm as lesbian Asst. Dist. Atty. Serena Southerlyn. |
| 6 p.m. |
VH1 |
100 Most Shocking Music Moments (Hour 4) : A look numbers 21 - 40. |
| 6 p.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : When a boy is killed under the full moon, werewolf Oz is considered a suspect. Buffy encounters a violent and animalistic former friend in the woods. |
| 6 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 6:30 p.m. |
E! |
The Spin Crowd : Kelly Osbourne asks Jonathan to put together an event for charity. Simon Huck is the gay publicist. |
| 6:30 p.m. |
HGTV |
Designed to Sell : Clive Pearce hosts this program that gives homeowners hints as to how to fix up their homes before they put them on the market. |
| 6:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 7 p.m. |
CNN |
Anderson Cooper 360 : Topics of the day are discussed. |
| 7 p.m. |
TNT |
Bones with Eric Millegan as Dr. Zack Addy; and Michaela Conlin as forensic artist Angela Montenegro. |
| 7 p.m. |
E! |
E! News : Entertainment news. |
| 7 p.m. |
VH1 |
100 Most Shocking Music Moments (Hour 5) : A look numbers 1 - 20. |
| 7 p.m. |
Logo |
NewNowNext PopLab : This new music and pop culture show features top performers, club jammers and beloved & soon-to-be-loved music divas - all blended together for a danceable mix of pop perfection. |
| 7 p.m. |
SyFy |
Eureka : Eureka's citizens face the return of people from the past; Global Dynamics tests a new device. With Chris Gauthier as gay chef/restaurateur Vincent. |
| 7 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 7 p.m. |
Planet Green |
What Not to Wear : Clinton Kelly and Stacy London give yet another fashion victim a makeover (admit it, it's something you've always wanted to do). |
| 7:30 p.m. |
E! |
The Daily 10 : The top 10 entertainment stories of the day. |
| 7:30 p.m. |
ABC Family |
Melissa & Joey : Joe tries to get his belongings back from his ex-wife; Mel dates a man with ulterior motives; Lennox tries to make friends. Look for a twist. |
| 7:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 8 p.m. |
Arts & Entertainment |
Criminal Minds : With Kirsten Vangsness as computer whiz, Penelope Garcia. |
| 8 p.m. |
Biography |
The Truth Behind the Sitcom Scandals: Welcome Back Kotter, The Facts of Life & Roseanne : This episode is a triple-play as Biography goes behind-the-scenes of the classic 70's comedy "Welcome Back, Kotter"; fan-favorite "The Facts of Life"; and the multiple Emmy Award-winning "Roseanne." |
| 8 p.m. |
MSNBC |
The Rachel Maddow Show : Rachel's take on the top stories of the day. |
| 8 p.m. |
Headline News |
Showbiz Tonight : Entertainment news. |
| 8 p.m. |
TNT |
Bones with Eric Millegan as Dr. Zack Addy; and Michaela Conlin as forensic artist Angela Montenegro. |
| 8 p.m. |
Oxygen |
The Bad Girls Club : A new roomie arrives to an icy welcome, except from Kristen, who eagerly takes the newbie under her wings. Brandi is bisexual.
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| 8 p.m. |
Logo |
Reno 911! (Season 5) : The deputies are assigned to train a squad of policemen from Baghdad. Can they overcome their cultural differences? With Thomas Lennon as gay Lt. Dangle and Mary Birdsong as lesbian-in-denial, Dep. Kimball. |
| 8 p.m. |
SyFy |
Warehouse 13 : Pete and Myka fall victim to an artifact that causes them to swap bodies, but the process will soon prove fatal if not reversed. |
| 8:16 p.m. |
ABC |
Wipeout! : It's all women in this episode, with 24 female contestants competing to win the money and face obstacles such as Plank in the Face, Beauty Bar and the Trampoline Sweeper. Someone may be of the community.
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| 8:20 p.m. |
Fox |
Glee : In this repeat, when Kurt (Chris Colfer) sets his dad, Burt, up with an unexpected partner his plan for a nuclear family may backfire. Sue (Jane Lynch) demands that the Cheerios! go on a crazy diet in preparation for a big interview with "Splits" magazine and April Rhodes (Kristin Chenoweth) returns to save Will and the glee club. Jonathan Groff guest stars as new student and Rachel's boyfriend, Jesse St. James. |
| 8:30 p.m. |
Logo |
Reno 911! (Season 5) : The deputies try to win the Carson City Parade's "Patriotic Float of the Year" award. With Thomas Lennon as gay Lt. Dangle and Mary Birdsong as lesbian-in-denial, Dep. Kimball. |
| 9 p.m. |
Bravo |
Flipping Out : Jeff breaks new business ground by revamping a restaurant, a first for him. But stress boils over when the owner insists on keeping the eatery open during renovations, leaving a sour taste for Jeff. Elsewhere, Jett arrives at work with his newborn, sparking a battle between Jeff and Zoila to be the best babysitter. |
| 9 p.m. |
Showtime |
Weeds : In an effort to make money and stay 'under the radar', Nancy, Andy, and Silas acquire scab laborer jobs at an upscale Seattle hotel. Meanwhile, Shane is left to care for baby Stevie. Back at Ren Mar, Doug finds unexpected guests. Silas accepts an offer he can't refuse from an odd hotel guest. Guest starring Linda Hamilton as lesbian pot dealer, Linda; Sugar Lyn Beard as Linda's partner, Fiona; and Alanis Morissette as Dr. Audra Kitson. |
| 9 p.m. |
Arts & Entertainment |
Criminal Minds : With Kirsten Vangsness as computer whiz, Penelope Garcia. |
| 9 p.m. |
Biography |
Cast Confessions: The Facts of Life : This special takes you behind the scenes to reveal everything you never knew about one of our favorite sitcoms. Revisit this classic comedy as back-stage secrets and hidden drama are revealed through exclusive footage and interviews with original cast members, writers and network executives. |
| 9 p.m. |
USA |
White Collar : Neal (Matt Bomer) and Peter go undercover in the world of corporate espionage. With Marsha Tomason as lesbian FBI agent, Diana. |
| 9 p.m. |
Lifetime |
Kirstie Alley's Big Life : An ugly run-in with the paparazzi gives Kirstie the inspiration to lose her excess pounds. Kyle is Kirstie's gay assitant. |
| 9 p.m. |
Oxygen |
The Bad Girls Club : A friendship splinters due to Brandi's unreturned crush on Lea. Meanwhile, an argument at the beach results in nasty ripple effects, with Kayleigh's loyalty emerging as an issue
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| 9 p.m. |
Comedy Central |
South Park |
| 9 p.m. |
E! |
Fashion Police: The 2010 Primetime Emmy Awards : Joan Rivers hosts as E! recaps fashion do's and don'ts at this year's ceremony in this one-hour special. |
| 9 p.m. |
Logo |
Reno 911! (Season 5) : The Reno Sheriff's Department undercover work sucks. So they bring in a Hollywood acting coach to teach them how to act more like criminals and meth-heads. With Thomas Lennon as gay Lt. Dangle and Mary Birdsong as lesbian-in-denial, Dep. Kimball. |
| 9 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 9:20 p.m. |
Fox |
Glee : In this repeat, Mr. Schuester starts an investigation when a salacious list about members of the glee club circulates the halls of McKinley High. Meanwhile, Sue (Jane Lynch) is mortified when a video of her performing the Olivia Newton-John classic "Physical" surfaces. With Chris Colfer as gay teen, Kurt. Olivia Newton-John guest stars as herself; and Jonathan Groff guest stars as new student Jesse St. James. |
| 9:30 p.m. |
Showtime |
The Big C : When Cathy’s attempt to connect to the people closest to her fails, she signs up for a well meaning, but over-bearing cancer support group. Adam rebuffs Cathy’s attempts to connect with him, so she decides to put together a dinner party with Andrea, Sean (John Benjamin Hickey) and Daphne. Meanwhile, Paul tries to win back his wife’s love with an elaborately romantic gesture. Marlene discovers Cathy’s cancer secret in a most unusual way. |
| 9:30 p.m. |
Lifetime |
Kirstie Alley's Big Life : Kirstie enlists her handyman in her battle with the bulge; Kirstie charges her assistant with finding her the perfect professional trainer. Kyle is Kirstie's gay assitant. |
| 9:30 p.m. |
Comedy Central |
South Park |
| 9:30 p.m. |
Logo |
Reno 911! (Season 5) : On a very special RENO 911! the deputies reach out to Jackie the Pickle-Throwing Hooker, now facing a life-threatening disease. With Thomas Lennon as gay Lt. Dangle and Mary Birdsong as lesbian-in-denial, Dep. Kimball. |
| 9:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 10 p.m. |
Bravo |
The Rachel Zoe Project : Hightailing it to Milan for Fashion Week, Rachel takes a side trip to London to meet client Kate Hudson. Rachel's seemingly relaxed mental state takes a big stressful hit, however, when she discovers a client's Oscar gown has gone missing. In response, she and Brad desperately scour Milan fashion shows to find a replacement gown. |
| 10 p.m. |
Showtime |
Weeds : In an effort to make money and stay 'under the radar', Nancy, Andy, and Silas acquire scab laborer jobs at an upscale Seattle hotel. Meanwhile, Shane is left to care for baby Stevie. Back at Ren Mar, Doug finds unexpected guests. Silas accepts an offer he can't refuse from an odd hotel guest. Guest starring Linda Hamilton as lesbian pot dealer, Linda; Sugar Lyn Beard as Linda's partner, Fiona; and Alanis Morissette as Dr. Audra Kitson. |
| 10 p.m. |
Sundance |
The Guitar (2008) : A story of one woman's spiritual, emotional and creative transformation. One morning, "mouse-Burger" Melody, "Mel" Wilder (Saffron Burrows) is diagnosed with a terminal illness, fired from her thankless job and abandoned by her boyfriend. With nothing left to lose, given 2 months to live, she spends her entire life's savings renting an empty palatial loft in the Village. Thinking she'll never have to pay the piper, she lives off her credit cards, fills the loft with the fanciest products, sensually engages both the parcel delivery man and a pizza delivery girl and teaches herself to play the electric guitar she's craved since childhood. These life affirming experiences transform her irrevocably. |
| 10 p.m. |
Arts & Entertainment |
Criminal Minds : With Kirsten Vangsness as computer whiz, Penelope Garcia. |
| 10 p.m. |
Biography |
Biography: Nancy McKeon : She became a star when she was just 14 on The Facts of Life, but she quickly learned that life can be tough. This profile of Nancy McKeon follows the popular performer's career through all its triumphs and disappointments. McKeon had a difficult transition from child star to adult actor, struggled with two sitcom failures, and just missed being cast as Monica Geller on Friends. But strong performances in TV movies helped keep her in the public's eye, and she enjoyed a four-year run in The Division. Now married with two children, McKeon plays Demi Lovato's mom on the popular Sonny with a Chance. |
| 10 p.m. |
CNN |
Anderson Cooper 360 : Topics of the day are discussed. |
| 10 p.m. |
FX |
Rescue Me : Tommy and Sheila (Callie Thorne) do their best to adjust to life after Damian's accident; the guys find themselves with a new pickup ploy. |
| 10 p.m. |
Lifetime |
Kirstie Alley's Big Life : True and Lillie plot a surprise party for Kirstie's birthday; Jim tries to protect the house from uninvited guests. Kyle is Kirstie's gay assitant. |
| 10 p.m. |
Oxygen |
Hair Battle Spectacular : The contestants create hairstyles that are inspired by the realm of vampires. Hairstylist Jason Griggers is the guest judge. Hair designer Derek J and celebrity stylist Lindsay Albanese are the series judges. |
| 10 p.m. |
Comedy Central |
South Park |
| 10 p.m. |
Logo |
Strangers with Candy (Season 1) : Swept up in Flatpoint High's chastity crusade, Jerri rediscovers how much harder it is to be a virgin than a slut. |
| 10 p.m. |
The Food Network |
Chopped Champions : The first four previous winners arrive and compete; Rocky Mountain oysters for appetizers proves to be a challenge. Ted Allen Hosts. |
| 10 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 10:20 p.m. |
CBS |
The Good Wife : In this repeat, Eli Gold (Alan Cumming) works on getting Peter's charges dropped, and Alicia defends Colin Sweeney, a client and accused wife killer, who claims self defense after she finds him handcuffed to a dead woman. With Archie Panjabi as bisexual investigator Kalinda Sharma. Jill Flint guest stars as Lana Delaney, a FBI agent who has the hots for Kalinda. |
| 10:30 p.m. |
Showtime |
The Big C : When Cathy’s attempt to connect to the people closest to her fails, she signs up for a well meaning, but over-bearing cancer support group. Adam rebuffs Cathy’s attempts to connect with him, so she decides to put together a dinner party with Andrea, Sean (John Benjamin Hickey) and Daphne. Meanwhile, Paul tries to win back his wife’s love with an elaborately romantic gesture. Marlene discovers Cathy’s cancer secret in a most unusual way. |
| 10:30 p.m. |
Lifetime |
Kirstie Alley's Big Life : Kristie and the "girls'' go to a superspa and leave True and Jim to fend for themselves. Kyle is Kirstie's gay assitant. |
| 10:30 p.m. |
Comedy Central |
South Park |
| 10:30 p.m. |
Logo |
Strangers with Candy (Season 1) : The Blanks are stricken with a death in the family, and Jerri must learn how to deal with the loss of an important figure in her life. |
| 10:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 10:45 p.m. |
Independent Film Channel |
The Whitest Kids U Know : Sketches include: "Presidential Props"; "Island Cannibal"; "Helicopter Door"; "Super Dog." Someone may be in drag. |
| 11 p.m. |
Bravo |
Flipping Out : Jeff breaks new business ground by revamping a restaurant, a first for him. But stress boils over when the owner insists on keeping the eatery open during renovations, leaving a sour taste for Jeff. Elsewhere, Jett arrives at work with his newborn, sparking a battle between Jeff and Zoila to be the best babysitter. |
| 11 p.m. |
HBO |
Entourage : Turtle irks his boss by reaching out to NBA owner Mark Cuban for financial help; Eric's assistant joins the chorus to convince Drama to do Billy Walsh's series; Ari finds out secondhand that Amanda may have beaten him to a business deal; Vince lobbies to get Sasha a role in his new movie to keep her out of an adult film. With Rex Lee as Lloyd. |
| 11 p.m. |
Arts & Entertainment |
Criminal Minds : With Kirsten Vangsness as computer whiz, Penelope Garcia. |
| 11 p.m. |
MSNBC |
The Rachel Maddow Show : Rachel's take on the top stories of the day. |
| 11 p.m. |
Headline News |
Showbiz Tonight : Entertainment news. |
| 11 p.m. |
Lifetime |
Will & Grace |
| 11 p.m. |
Oxygen |
The Bad Girls Club : A friendship splinters due to Brandi's unreturned crush on Lea. Meanwhile, an argument at the beach results in nasty ripple effects, with Kayleigh's loyalty emerging as an issue
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| 11 p.m. |
Comedy Central |
Jon Stewart : Drew Barrymore is a guest on this repeat. |
| 11 p.m. |
E! |
Chelsea Lately : Chelsea Handler looks at top breaking news stories, celebrity tales that just won't die and other hot topics of the day. |
| 11 p.m. |
MTV |
If You Really Knew Me : Paris High: A football star opens up to his fellow students of Paris High School in Paris, Texas. |
| 11 p.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : When a boy is killed under the full moon, werewolf Oz is considered a suspect. Buffy encounters a violent and animalistic former friend in the woods. |
| 11 p.m. |
TV Land |
She's Got the Look : Season 3 begins with 10 contestants moving into a loft in Los Angeles and preparing for their first challenge: a photo shoot in bikinis. Brooke Burke is the new host, and model Roshumba Williams replaces Beverly Johnson on the panel of judges with Sean Patterson and Robert Verdi.
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| 11:30 p.m. |
HBO |
True Blood : Eric proceeds with caution in his quest for revenge; Jessica and Hoyt's romance intensifies; Bill's attempt to win back Sookie's (Anna Paguin) trust backfires; Arlene's future depends on divine intervention; Jason struggles to understand Crystal's revelation; Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) receives a rude welcome back to reality after a "V" trip. All the vampires are allegedly omnisexual. |
| 11:30 p.m. |
Encore |
Obsessed (2009) : Derek (Idris Elba), a successful, happily married executive becomes the object of unwanted affection from Lisa (Ali Larter) a temp worker at his company. Beyoncé Knowles plays Derek's wife Sharon and Matthew Humphreys plays his gay assistant, Patrick. |
| 11:30 p.m. |
Lifetime |
Will & Grace |
| 11:30 p.m. |
E! |
E! News : Entertainment news. |
| 11:35 p.m. |
NBC |
Jay Leno : Congressman Barney Frank is a scheduled guest. |
