| Saturday, September 4, 2010 |
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Syndicated |
Syndicated Scripted Shows : "Will & Grace"; "Sex and the City"; "Frasier"; "Married...with Children"; "Reno 911"; "Degrassi: The Next Generation." Check your local listings for times and channels. |
See
Local
Time |
Syndicated |
Syndicated Entertainment News Shows : "Entertainment Tonight"; "Extra; Access Hollywood"; "Inside Edition"; "TMZ"; "The Insider" Check your local listings for times and channels. |
| 12 a.m. |
Arts & Entertainment |
Criminal Minds : With Kirsten Vangsness as computer whiz, Penelope Garcia. |
| 12 a.m. |
USA |
White Collar (Season 1) : Neal (Matt Bomer) infiltrates a corrupt Wall Street brokerage firm; Peter is forced to go undercover alongside Neal.
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| 12 a.m. |
Lifetime |
Frasier with David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane. |
| 12 a.m. |
Oxygen |
The Bad Girls Club : A friendship splinters due to Brandi's unreturned crush on Lea. Meanwhile, an argument at the beach results in nasty ripple effects, with Kayleigh's loyalty emerging as an issue
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| 12 a.m. |
E! |
Chelsea Lately : Chelsea Handler looks at top breaking news stories, celebrity tales that just won't die and other hot topics of the day. |
| 12 a.m. |
Logo |
Jeffery & Cole Casserole : In this sketch comedy series, internet stars, Jeffery & Cole mix their stand-up comedy, traditional sketches, banter and musical numbers to bring the audience a serving of their outrageous comedic casserole. In upcoming episodes, Jeffery & Cole will tickle your funny bone with bits and sketches from finding the last minute prom date, Cole’s unexpected pregnancy to finding the balance between work and snack breaks, plus hand-drawn cartoons/illustrations, jokes and more. |
| 12 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 12:30 a.m. |
E! |
The Soup : More entertainment news. |
| 12:30 a.m. |
Logo |
My Own Private Idaho (1991) directed by Gus Van Sant, starring River Phoenix and Keanu Reeves as two male hustlers. |
| 12:30 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 12:40 a.m. |
TBS |
28 Days (2000) : Sandra Bullock stars as an alcoholic sentenced to 28 days in rehab after having a car accident. Alan Tudyk plays Gerhardt a gay man also in rehab who befriends her. |
| 1 a.m. |
Arts & Entertainment |
Criminal Minds : With Kirsten Vangsness as computer whiz, Penelope Garcia. |
| 1 a.m. |
Headline News |
Issues With Jane Velez-Mitchell : Jane looks at the news of the day. |
| 1 a.m. |
USA |
White Collar (Season 1) : Peter and Neal (Matt Bomer) go after an estate judge who is committing mortgage fraud and is also connected to Fowler.
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| 1 a.m. |
Oxygen |
Hair Battle Spectacular : The contestants create hairstyles that are inspired by the realm of vampires. Hairstylist Jason Griggers is the guest judge. Hair designer Derek J and celebrity stylist Lindsay Albanese are the series judges.
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| 1:30 a.m. |
The Movie Channel |
Personals: College Girl Seeking ... : Softcore porn with lesbian scene. |
| 2 a.m. |
Arts & Entertainment |
Criminal Minds : With Kirsten Vangsness as computer whiz, Penelope Garcia. |
| 2 a.m. |
USA |
White Collar (Season 1) : Neal (Matt Bomer) stumbles on a scheme to harvest human organs; Neal and Peter devise a plan to get the ringleader to expose his crimes.
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| 2:15 a.m. |
CineMax |
Starsky & Hutch : Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson take on the roles of the '70s detectives. Said to be filled with psuedo-homoerotic overtones. |
| 2:30 a.m. |
E! |
Chelsea Lately : Guy Branum is a panelist on this repeat. |
| 2:45 a.m. |
HBO 2 |
Entourage : Turtle irks his boss by reaching out to NBA owner Mark Cuban for financial help; Eric's assistant joins the chorus to convince Drama to do Billy Walsh's series; Ari finds out secondhand that Amanda may have beaten him to a business deal; Vince lobbies to get Sasha a role in his new movie to keep her out of an adult film. With Rex Lee as Lloyd. |
| 3 a.m. |
The Movie Channel |
Dahmer : Jeremy Renner stars as the serial killer. |
| 3 a.m. |
Turner Classic Movies |
That's Entertainment, Part 2 : Part 2 of compilation of MGM musicals, featuring Judy Garland, Esther Williams, Frank Sinatra, Katharine Hepburn, the Marx Brothers, Bobby Van, Maurice Chevalier, Cyd Charisse, Ginger Rogers, Spencer Tracy, and more. |
| 3 a.m. |
USA |
White Collar (Season 1) : An elusive thief is stealing pieces of a valuable collection; Peter and Neal (Matt Bomer) must find the thief before an international conflict erupts.
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| 3 a.m. |
E! |
Chelsea Lately : Chelsea Handler looks at top breaking news stories, celebrity tales that just won't die and other hot topics of the day. |
| 3 a.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Faith's new Watcher helps the gang battle the demon Lagos, while the secretive Buffy remains conflicted about her feelings for Angel. |
| 3 a.m. |
The Food Network |
Chopped Champions : The first four previous winners arrive and compete; Rocky Mountain oysters for appetizers proves to be a challenge. Ted Allen Hosts. |
| 3 a.m. |
TV Land |
She's Got the Look : The nine remaining models receive world-class makeovers, but one model refuses to make a change, causing friction with the other women and jeopardizing her standing with the judges. Brooke Burke is the new host, and model Roshumba Williams replaces Beverly Johnson on the panel of judges with Sean Patterson and Robert Verdi. |
| 3:30 a.m. |
E! |
E! News : Entertainment news. |
| 3:30 a.m. |
HGTV |
Curb Appeal: The Block : John and his team help new parents transform their home from the neglected eyesore of the neighborhood. |
| 4 a.m. |
Starz InBlack |
Blow : Johnny Deep stars in this fact-based story about drug dealer George Jung. Paul Reubens plays Derek Foreal, a gay hairdresser that supplied him with pot. |
| 4 a.m. |
Logo |
The L Word (Season 5) : During a sizzling heat wave in L.A., Jodi wonders why Bette is drifting farther away from her. Bette later gets stuck in an elevator with Tina on the way to meet with their therapist. The ladies of SheBar and The Planet try to resolve their conflict in a Mafia-style negotiation. Shane's relationship with Molly grows |
| 5 a.m. |
TBS |
Married...with Children with Amanda Bearse as Marcy. |
| 5 a.m. |
VH1 |
Pink: Funhouse- Live in Australia : Pop sensation Pink performs live to a sell-out crowd over 2 nights during the Sydney, Australia stop of her 2009 Funhouse Tour. |
| 5 a.m. |
Logo |
The Click List: Best in Short Film : Short films are aired in their entirety and then can be voted on on online at LOGOonline.com. |
| 5 a.m. |
TV Land |
M*A*S*H with David Ogden Stiers as Major Charles Emerson Winchester. |
| 5:30 a.m. |
Sundance |
Shameless (Season 6) : Haunted by dreams of his kidnapper, Paddy resolves to banish his demons and regain control by tracking down Maureen, the woman responsible for what he has become. Meanwhile, Frank discovers his child benefit payments have stopped and Maxine comes up with a way to show Carl where his true feelings should lie. Meanwhile, Karen's guilt gets the better of her as Mandy prepares to move in with Joe. And, Maureen's final act of revenge takes a devastating twist when the Maguire's lose one of their own in an explosive way. With Gerard Kearns as gay teen, Ian; Ciaran Griffiths as Paddy's closeted son, Micky; and Dystin Johnson as Frank's former wife's ex-girlfriend, Norma.
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| 5:30 a.m. |
TBS |
Married...with Children with Amanda Bearse as Marcy. |
| 5:30 a.m. |
TV Land |
M*A*S*H with David Ogden Stiers as Major Charles Emerson Winchester. |
| 6 a.m. |
MTV |
Made: Show Choir : The show choir of Lawrence Central High School try to go national. |
| 6 a.m. |
Logo |
We're All Angels (2007) : This documentary from filmmaker Robert Nunez charts the improbable, inspiring rise of pop music stars Jason & deMarco, gay Christians who struggle to be accepted by either the evangelical or gay communities. |
| 6 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 6:30 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 7 a.m. |
TNT |
Law & Order with Elizabeth Rohm as lesbian Asst. Dist. Atty. Serena Southerlyn. |
| 7 a.m. |
E! |
E! True Hollywood Story: Female Body Builders : What attracts women to the sport of body building and what they sacrifice to achieve their physiques. |
| 7 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 7:30 a.m. |
TV Land |
Roseanne with Sara Gilbert as Darlene. |
| 8 a.m. |
TNT |
Law & Order with Elizabeth Rohm as lesbian Asst. Dist. Atty. Serena Southerlyn. |
| 8 a.m. |
Oxygen |
The Bad Girls Club : A friendship splinters due to Brandi's unreturned crush on Lea. Meanwhile, an argument at the beach results in nasty ripple effects, with Kayleigh's loyalty emerging as an issue
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| 8 a.m. |
Logo |
The Click List : Music videos of interest to the LGBT community are featured. |
| 8 a.m. |
TV Land |
She's Got the Look : The nine remaining models receive world-class makeovers, but one model refuses to make a change, causing friction with the other women and jeopardizing her standing with the judges. Brooke Burke is the new host, and model Roshumba Williams replaces Beverly Johnson on the panel of judges with Sean Patterson and Robert Verdi. |
| 8:30 a.m. |
Starz Edge |
Year One (2009) : Two lazy primitives Zed (Jack Black) and Oh (Michael Cera) begin an epic journey through the ancient world after they are banished from their village. Oliver Platt plays a High Priest who has athing for Oh; and Eden Riegel plays Lilith, the lesbian daughter of Adam and Eve. |
| 9 a.m. |
Arts & Entertainment |
Sell This House!: Miami, FL: Arthur Paris and Juan Torres : Arthur and J.C.'s place has been on the market way too long. Their beautiful and classic bungalow features to-die-for hardwood floors and a living room fit for a king. However their personal style tends toward a heavy, Roman theme, and their home is so chock full of collectibles from all their travels that there's hardly room for open house guests to even turn around. Their solution? Move to a larger home with more space to accommodate their passion for art. But first, they've got to find a buyer for this one. |
| 9 a.m. |
Oxygen |
Hair Battle Spectacular : The contestants create hairstyles that are inspired by the realm of vampires. Hairstylist Jason Griggers is the guest judge. Hair designer Derek J and celebrity stylist Lindsay Albanese are the series judges.
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| 9 a.m. |
E! |
E! News Weekend : A wrap-up of the week in entertainment. |
| 9 a.m. |
Logo |
The Big Gay Sketch Show : The women of The View discuss gay divorces, an Afghani girl celebrates her 16th birthday, and Fitzwilliam appears on the Dr. Phil show. Appearances by Rosie O'Donnell & Sharon Osbourne. |
| 9:30 a.m. |
Biography |
Shatner's Raw Nerve : Whoopi Goldberg is interviewed. |
| 9:30 a.m. |
Logo |
The Big Gay Sketch Show : Suze Orman gives financial advice to shoppers, an obsessive-compuslive television host roasts a turkey on her cooking show, and a couple spends the day assembling an IKEA bookcase. Appearances by Rosie O'Donnell & Sharon Osbourne, guest star Rachel Dratch. |
| 10 a.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 1. |
| 10 a.m. |
E! |
The Soup : More entertainment news. |
| 10 a.m. |
Logo |
The Big Gay Sketch Show : Music group Sappho's Lips performs at a Bar Mitzvah. Liza Minnelli, Dr. Phil, Amy Winehouse, and Raven Simone appear on the game show "Guess What I Had for Lunch!" James Lipton interviews actors with Botox. Appearance by Rosie O'Donnell. |
| 10 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 10:30 a.m. |
E! |
The Daily 10 Weekend : The top-10 entertainment stories of the week are recapped. |
| 10:30 a.m. |
Logo |
Bound (1996) : Corky (Gina Gershon) gets involved with Violet (Jennifer Tilly) who is a gangster's girlfriend. They decide to rip him off and set him up. |
| 10:30 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 11 a.m. |
TNT |
The Closer : After returning home from duty in Afghanistan, three soldiers are gunned down outside a club; Brenda's investigation puts her on a collision course with Maj. Edward Dorset. With Phillip P. Keene as surveillance expert Buzz Watson.
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| 11 a.m. |
Lifetime |
The Break-Up (2006) : When Brooke (Jennifer Aniston) and Gary (Vince Vaughn) decide to end their relationship, neither is willing to move out of the shared condo, so the only solution is to remain living together as hostile roommates. With John Michael Higgins as Brooke's closeted brother, Richard. |
| 11 a.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 2. |
| 11 a.m. |
E! |
Fashion Police: The 2010 Primetime Emmy Awards : Joan Rivers hosts as E! recaps fashion do's and don'ts at this year's ceremony in this one-hour special. |
| 11 a.m. |
VH1 |
The Short List: 10 Craziest Lady Gaga Fashion Moments : Lady Gaga is an amazing woman, and her fashion choices have taken over pop culture in the past year. Whether it's covering her face in a red veil at the VMAs, dousing herself in white paint and pearls on the red carpet, throwing on a Kermit the Frog shawl for an interview or just wearing a simple bedazzled lobster mask on her face to dinner, Lady Gaga is reinventing fashion in front of our very eyes. |
| 11 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 11 a.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss XL : A Pit Boss XL enhanced episode - a bigger and better episode, with brand new scenes added! Shorty rescues an abandoned pit bull but must find its owner; Ronald must train an unruly dog in less than a week. With lesbian receptionist, Ashley.
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| 11:10 a.m. |
TBS |
28 Days (2000) : Sandra Bullock stars as an alcoholic sentenced to 28 days in rehab after having a car accident. Alan Tudyk plays Gerhardt a gay man also in rehab who befriends her. |
| 11:30 a.m. |
MTV |
When I Was 17 : Celebrities talk about what they were like at 17. |
| 11:30 a.m. |
VH1 |
The Short List: 10 Greatest Reality Show Meltdowns : Reality-show meltdowns are featured. |
| 11:30 a.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 11:50 a.m. |
Starz Edge |
The Stepfather (2009) : Michael (Penn Badgley) becomes increasingly suspicious that David (Dylan Walsh), his mother's new lover, is concealing an evil side. Paige Turco and Sherry Stringfield play lesbian couple Jackie and Leah, respectively. |
| 12 p.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 3. |
| 12 p.m. |
VH1 |
The Short List: 10 Hottest Celebrity Beach Bodies : The 10 hottest celebrity beach bodies are counted down. |
| 12 p.m. |
HGTV |
Designed to Sell : Clive Pearce hosts this program that gives homeowners hints as to how to fix up their homes before they put them on the market. |
| 12 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 12 p.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss XL : A Pit Boss XL enhanced episode - a bigger and better episode, with brand new scenes added! Shorty and his team rescue a mistreated pit bull and later visit an animal shelter, where they save a dog about to be put down.
With lesbian receptionist, Ashley.
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| 12:05 p.m. |
Starz InBlack |
Blow : Johnny Deep stars in this fact-based story about drug dealer George Jung. Paul Reubens plays Derek Foreal, a gay hairdresser that supplied him with pot. |
| 12:30 p.m. |
VH1 |
The Short List: 10 Most Awkward Celebrity Moments : Celebrities, they're just like us... painfully awkward. The Short List: 10 Most Awkward Celebrity Moments will feature some of your favorite stars doing things guaranteed to make you cringe. Whether it's Ryan Seacrest trying to high-five a blind man, or Lindsey Lohan falling in front of the paparazzi again and again, Hollywood's elite are about to make things super uncomfortable. |
| 12:30 p.m. |
HGTV |
Designed to Sell : Clive Pearce hosts this program that gives homeowners hints as to how to fix up their homes before they put them on the market. |
| 12:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 1 p.m. |
Bravo |
The Rachel Zoe Project : During Fashion Week, Rachel works on styling Cameron Diaz and Demi Moore for the Oscars, recommending that both actresses push the fashion envelope. A stressed Brad tries to maneuver through Fashion Week for the first time without Taylor; and Rachel and Rodger are unable to celebrate their anniversary because of the week's demands. |
| 1 p.m. |
HBO 2 |
Hung : Mike's accusations of betrayal don't make Ray's horrible day at school any better; Ronnie vents his private frustrations in public at a dermatology banquet; Tanya gives a piece of her mind to Ray, Lenore and Patty. With Charlie Saxton as Ray's questioning son, Damon. |
| 1 p.m. |
Women's Entertainment |
My Fair Wedding with David Tutera : Poker Bride: A Vegas style wedding in New Jersey set up in just a few short weeks proves to be a challenge. |
| 1 p.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 4. |
| 1 p.m. |
E! |
20 Best and Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery Stories : Hollywood experts and insiders name celebrities who have gone under the knife and those who look like they have. |
| 1 p.m. |
MTV |
The Real World: New Orleans : Ryan's brother and cousin visit, and his obnoxious behavior gets even worse, causing the roommates to reach their breaking point. Preston is the gay roommate. |
| 1 p.m. |
VH1 |
The Short List: 10 Biggest Celebrity Tools : You love to hate them and hate to love them. From two timers, to total hypocrites, to flat out losers, if they're D Bags, they're on the list. It's the 10 Biggest Celebrity Tools. John Gosselin, Chris Brown, Spencer Pratt Jesse James and Tiger Woods are profiled in all their tool-ish glory. |
| 1 p.m. |
Logo |
RuPaul's Drag U : Three moms on the brink of emotional breakdowns connect with their long-lost inner divas. Visiting Professor Debi Mazar cheers on these brave mothers. Drag U Professors Morgan McMichaels, Pandora Boxx and Shannel spread a little magic on their tired souls. |
| 1 p.m. |
TV Land |
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition : Ty Pennington gives houses of deserving homeowners top-to-bottom makeovers. Michael Moloney is on-hand for those interior design challenges and Eduardo Xol can handle those tricky landscape problems. |
| 1 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 1 p.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss XL : A Pit Boss XL enhanced episode - a bigger and better episode, with brand new scenes added! Shorty takes on a job requiring three little people to dress up as crawfish, but Ronald objects; Shorty's crew works to help a victim of the recession keep his dog. With lesbian receptionist, Ashley.
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| 1:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 2 p.m. |
Bravo |
The Rachel Zoe Project : Hightailing it to Milan for Fashion Week, Rachel takes a side trip to London to meet client Kate Hudson. Rachel's seemingly relaxed mental state takes a big stressful hit, however, when she discovers a client's Oscar gown has gone missing. In response, she and Brad desperately scour Milan fashion shows to find a replacement gown. |
| 2 p.m. |
CineMax |
He's Just Not That Into You (2009) : Gigi (Ginnifer Goodwin) just wants a man who says he'll call--and does--while Alex (Justin Long) advises her to stop sitting by the phone. Beth (Jennifer Aniston) wonders if she should call it off after years of committed singlehood with her boyfriend, Neil (Ben Affleck), but he doesn't think there's a single thing wrong with their unmarried life. Janine's (Jennifer Connelly) not sure if she can trust her husband, Ben (Bradley Cooper), who can't quite trust himself around Anna (Scarlett Johansson). Anna can't decide between the sexy married guy, or her straightforward, no-sparks standby, Conor (Kevin Connelly), who can't get over the fact that he can't have her. And Mary (Drew Barrymore), who's found an entire network of loving, supportive men, just needs to find one who's straight. Nathan (Wilson Cruz), Bruce (Rod Keller) and Joshua (Leo Nam) are Mary's gay friends. |
| 2 p.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 5. |
| 2 p.m. |
Logo |
RuPaul's Drag U : Three plus size ladies enroll at Drag U to learn that a fat ass is a terrible thing to waste. Jackee Harry joins the faculty and weighs in on who's the baddest bitch in school. |
| 2 p.m. |
HGTV |
Curb Appeal: The Block : John and his team help newlyweds who want to overcome a challenging year and restore the curb appeal of their manor home. |
| 2 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 2 p.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss XL : A Pit Boss XL enhanced episode - a bigger and better episode, with brand new scenes added! Shorty and his team struggle to find a home for a rambunctious pit bull; Shorty turns to his old friend Linda Blair for help after rescuing 10 newborn puppies. With lesbian receptionist, Ashley.
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| 2:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 3 p.m. |
Bravo |
Flipping Out : Jeff feels that Sarah needs tough love to get up to speed; Jenni makes a mistake with a major client. |
| 3 p.m. |
Showtime |
Weeds : In an effort to make money and stay 'under the radar', Nancy, Andy, and Silas acquire scab laborer jobs at an upscale Seattle hotel. Meanwhile, Shane is left to care for baby Stevie. Back at Ren Mar, Doug finds unexpected guests. Silas accepts an offer he can't refuse from an odd hotel guest. Guest starring Linda Hamilton as lesbian pot dealer, Linda; Sugar Lyn Beard as Linda's partner, Fiona; and Alanis Morissette as Dr. Audra Kitson. |
| 3 p.m. |
Lifetime |
The Nanny Diaries (2007) : Scarlett Johanson stars as Annie Braddock a recent college graduate who majored anthropology, who takes the job as a nanny for a wealthy New York family, tending to the needs of a five-year-old boy. Alicia Keys plays her best friend, Lynnette, and Nathan Corddry plays Lynnette's gay roommate, Calvin. Paul Giamatti and Laura Linney play the wealthy couple. |
| 3 p.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 6. |
| 3 p.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : A new Slayer named Faith arrives in Sunnydale just as a powerful new vampire beings terrorizing the town. |
| 3 p.m. |
The Food Network |
Chopped Champions : The first four previous winners arrive and compete; Rocky Mountain oysters for appetizers proves to be a challenge. Ted Allen Hosts. |
| 3 p.m. |
TV Land |
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition : Ty Pennington gives houses of deserving homeowners top-to-bottom makeovers. Michael Moloney is on-hand for those interior design challenges and Eduardo Xol can handle those tricky landscape problems. |
| 3 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 3 p.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss XL : A Pit Boss XL enhanced episode - a bigger and better episode, with brand new scenes added! Ashley finds an abandoned pit bull at Shorty's office and has the difficult assignment of finding the dog a home; Shorty's dog Hercules has a movie audition.
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| 3 p.m. |
Planet Green |
The Fabulous Beekman Boys : It's Thanksgiving at Beekman Farm, and Brent and Josh's parents are not only arriving for a visit, but they'll be meeting one another for the first time.
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| 3:30 p.m. |
Showtime |
The Big C : When Cathy’s attempt to connect to the people closest to her fails, she signs up for a well meaning, but over-bearing cancer support group. Adam rebuffs Cathy’s attempts to connect with him, so she decides to put together a dinner party with Andrea, Sean (John Benjamin Hickey) and Daphne. Meanwhile, Paul tries to win back his wife’s love with an elaborately romantic gesture. Marlene discovers Cathy’s cancer secret in a most unusual way. |
| 3:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 3:30 p.m. |
Planet Green |
The Fabulous Beekman Boys : It's winter at the Beekman, and Farmer John leaves Brent and Josh in charge of the herd of very pregnant goats while he heads to the hospital for hip surgery.
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| 4 p.m. |
Bravo |
Flipping Out : Jeff decides to focus on customer service and professionalism; a concerning pet issue. |
| 4 p.m. |
HBO 2 |
Entourage : Turtle irks his boss by reaching out to NBA owner Mark Cuban for financial help; Eric's assistant joins the chorus to convince Drama to do Billy Walsh's series; Ari finds out secondhand that Amanda may have beaten him to a business deal; Vince lobbies to get Sasha a role in his new movie to keep her out of an adult film. With Rex Lee as Lloyd. |
| 4 p.m. |
Headline News |
Issues With Jane Velez-Mitchell : Jane looks at the news of the day. |
| 4 p.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 7. |
| 4 p.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : When a boy is killed under the full moon, werewolf Oz is considered a suspect. Buffy encounters a violent and animalistic former friend in the woods. |
| 4 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 4 p.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss XL : A Pit Boss XL enhanced episode - a bigger and better episode, with brand new scenes added! Shorty organizes a fundraiser to pay for the many rescues that drain Shortywood Production's bank account. And a new scene featuring Shorty and crew in concert! With lesbian receptionist, Ashley. |
| 4 p.m. |
Planet Green |
The Fabulous Beekman Boys : Looking for a new way to expand their cheese business, Brent has enlisted Josh's cooking skills to land them a spot on the menu of top chef Jean-Georges' new restaurant, ABC Kitchen. Farmer John is busy in the barn with more baby goats than he can name.
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| 4:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 4:30 p.m. |
Planet Green |
The Fabulous Beekman Boys : Brent decides to open the first Beekman 1802 retail space on Main Street. With a grand opening approaching and the space not even close to ready, Brent and Josh are faced with the harsh reality of having to spend their 10-year anniversary apart.
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| 5 p.m. |
Bravo |
Flipping Out : Jeff breaks new business ground by revamping a restaurant, a first for him. But stress boils over when the owner insists on keeping the eatery open during renovations, leaving a sour taste for Jeff. Elsewhere, Jett arrives at work with his newborn, sparking a battle between Jeff and Zoila to be the best babysitter. |
| 5 p.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 8. |
| 5 p.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : As Buffy and Cordelia compete for the title of Homecoming Queen, they must battle a group of killers who are arranging a Slayer hunting competition. |
| 5 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 5 p.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss : Just as Shorty and his staff settle into new offices, they get a call for help from a woman trying to save a stray pit who may have been involved in dog fighting. With lesbian receptionist, Ashley. |
| 5:25 p.m. |
Starz Edge |
Year One (2009) : Two lazy primitives Zed (Jack Black) and Oh (Michael Cera) begin an epic journey through the ancient world after they are banished from their village. Oliver Platt plays a High Priest who has athing for Oh; and Eden Riegel plays Lilith, the lesbian daughter of Adam and Eve. |
| 5:30 p.m. |
HGTV |
Color Splash: Miami : David uses grass restaurant and lounge as inspiration for the makeover of a patio and dining room. |
| 5:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 6 p.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 9. |
| 6 p.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Sunnydale High's band begins a candy bar fundraiser, but when the adult population starts acting like teenagers, Buffy suspects the candy may be involved. |
| 6 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 6 p.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss : A Long Beach trucking employee has 48 hours to contain his rescue pit bull or face losing it to animal control. Ronald's plan to become a serious actor is tested when Shorty secures a gig for the staff at the Renaissance Fair.
With lesbian receptionist, Ashley. |
| 6:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 7 p.m. |
USA |
Legally Blonde : Reese Witherspoon stars as Elle Woods, a bright woman stereotyped as a dumb blonde. She follows her boyfriend to Harvard Law, but gets dumped. She works on a case where her ituition pays off. Look for a revelation among the witnesses. |
| 7 p.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 10. |
| 7 p.m. |
E! |
The Spin Crowd : Teaming up with Mario Lopez to create a photo op for a new product. Simon Huck is the gay publicist. |
| 7 p.m. |
Logo |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Faith's new Watcher helps the gang battle the demon Lagos, while the secretive Buffy remains conflicted about her feelings for Angel. |
| 7 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 7 p.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss : AAfter volunteering at an animal shelter, Sebastian, Ronald and Ashley return with a pit bull that was set to be euthanized. Ashley visits an LA comedy club to stoke her interest in stand-up comedy. Meanwhile Shorty and Sebastian plan a surprise party.
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| 7:10 p.m. |
Starz Edge |
The Stepfather (2009) : Michael (Penn Badgley) becomes increasingly suspicious that David (Dylan Walsh), his mother's new lover, is concealing an evil side. Paige Turco and Sherry Stringfield play lesbian couple Jackie and Leah, respectively. |
| 7:30 p.m. |
E! |
The Spin Crowd : Kelly Osbourne asks Jonathan to put together an event for charity. Simon Huck is the gay publicist. |
| 7:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 7:50 p.m. |
Starz InBlack |
Blow : Johnny Deep stars in this fact-based story about drug dealer George Jung. Paul Reubens plays Derek Foreal, a gay hairdresser that supplied him with pot. |
| 8 p.m. |
NBC |
Law & Order: Criminal Intent : A body discovered at a construction site bears all the hallmarks of a serial killer who was executed over six months ago. Detective Stevens (Serena Stevens) is faced with two grim possibilities; either they're dealing with a copycat, or she helped put an innocent man to death.
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| 8 p.m. |
Showtime |
The Big C : When Cathy’s attempt to connect to the people closest to her fails, she signs up for a well meaning, but over-bearing cancer support group. Adam rebuffs Cathy’s attempts to connect with him, so she decides to put together a dinner party with Andrea, Sean (John Benjamin Hickey) and Daphne. Meanwhile, Paul tries to win back his wife’s love with an elaborately romantic gesture. Marlene discovers Cathy’s cancer secret in a most unusual way. |
| 8 p.m. |
Sundance |
Man Shops Globe : Determined to help a local dog rescue shelter, Keith plans to host a charity auction featuring dog-related art. Lured by the majestic castles and famous whiskey distilleries, Keith and his agent John Finlayson travel to Scotland on the hunt for an item that is sure to attract the highest bidder. |
| 8 p.m. |
Headline News |
Showbiz Tonight : Entertainment news. |
| 8 p.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 11. |
| 8 p.m. |
Logo |
Secret Lives of Women: Late in Life Lesbians : This episode looks at the lives of three women, Vickie, Jocelyn and Kitty, who came out later in life. |
| 8 p.m. |
The Food Network |
Chopped : Perch in the appetizer round; one chef undercooks meatballs in the entree round. Ted Allen Hosts. |
| 8 p.m. |
TV Land |
M*A*S*H with David Ogden Stiers as Major Charles Emerson Winchester. |
| 8 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 8 p.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss : Sebastian's long-distance girlfriend Shea comes to town, prompting him to make decisions about his living situation and his future. Shorty and Ashley help an abused pit bull get the medical attention it needs.
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| 8:30 p.m. |
Showtime |
Weeds : In an effort to make money and stay 'under the radar', Nancy, Andy, and Silas acquire scab laborer jobs at an upscale Seattle hotel. Meanwhile, Shane is left to care for baby Stevie. Back at Ren Mar, Doug finds unexpected guests. Silas accepts an offer he can't refuse from an odd hotel guest. Guest starring Linda Hamilton as lesbian pot dealer, Linda; Sugar Lyn Beard as Linda's partner, Fiona; and Alanis Morissette as Dr. Audra Kitson. |
| 8:30 p.m. |
Sundance |
Man Shops Globe : Having never explored Down Under, Keith enlists the support of popular Australian stylist Sibella Court and Designer Fleur Wood to lead him in his search for artists in the Sydney area who he can showcase back in Anthropologie’s Rockefeller Center gallery. |
| 8:30 p.m. |
FX |
The Simpsons Movie (2007) : In the eagerly-awaited film based on the hit television series, Homer must save the world from a catastrophe he himself created. It all begins with Homer, his new pet pig, and a leaky silo full of droppings - a combination that triggers a disaster the likes of which Springfield has never experienced. As Marge is outraged by Homer's monumental blunder, a vengeful mob descends on the Simpson household. The family makes a narrow escape, but is soon divided by both location and conflict. Look for a surprise or two. |
| 8:30 p.m. |
TV Land |
M*A*S*H with David Ogden Stiers as Major Charles Emerson Winchester. |
| 8:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 9 p.m. |
NBC |
Law & Order: Criminal Intent : The body of a bright young college student is found completely drained of blood. What appears to be a sex game gone wrong leads to a world of underground clubs, blood dealers, and a fanatical cult who believe themselves immortal. With Saffron Burrows as Det. Serena Stevens.
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| 9 p.m. |
HBO 2 |
Hung : Mike's accusations of betrayal don't make Ray's horrible day at school any better; Ronnie vents his private frustrations in public at a dermatology banquet; Tanya gives a piece of her mind to Ray, Lenore and Patty. With Charlie Saxton as Ray's questioning son, Damon. |
| 9 p.m. |
Showtime Too |
The Big C : After being diagnosed with melanoma, Cathy decides to build a pool in her backyard, much to the chagrin of her older curmudgeonly neighbor, Marlene. Cathy’s son, Adam, plays pranks on her while her husband Paul tries to get back in her good graces. After trying to reconnect with her willfully homeless brother Sean (John Benjamin Hickey), Cathy devises a weight-loss plan for Andrea, one of her summer school students.
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| 9 p.m. |
USA |
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde : In this sequel, Elle Wood (Reese Witherspoon) heads to Washington DC to fight for animal rights. Turns out her dog is gay as is a prominant senator's dog. Sam Pancake plays her gay secretary, Kevin. |
| 9 p.m. |
Oxygen |
America's Next Top Model (Season 13) : Episode 12. |
| 9 p.m. |
MTV |
The Real World: New Orleans : Ryan's brother and cousin visit, and his obnoxious behavior gets even worse, causing the roommates to reach their breaking point. Preston is the gay roommate. |
| 9 p.m. |
Logo |
The Butch Factor (2009) : From the Castro culture of the 1970s to today s Bears and gym rats, this fascinating investigation of gay men and sexuality blows the lid off old stereotypes and showcases a battalion of interviewees including muscle men, rodeo riders, rugby players and cops. The men speak candidly on topics from homophobia to metrosexuality to embracing effeminacy as they reveal what it means to be a gay man in America today. |
| 9 p.m. |
HGTV |
Color Splash: Miami : David uses timeless furniture pieces and eclectic accessories to recreate the feel of Lincoln Road. |
| 9 p.m. |
The Food Network |
Chopped : Wheat crackers with an unsual fish; the two finalists attempt to make fantastic desserts on time. Ted Allen Hosts. |
| 9 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 9 p.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss : After Shorty complains of severe back pain, his doctor warns him to exercise and reduce stress before it's too late. The staff decides to auction themselves to raise money at the upcoming Pet Expo. With lesbian receptionist, Ashley.
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| 9:30 p.m. |
HBO 2 |
Entourage : Turtle irks his boss by reaching out to NBA owner Mark Cuban for financial help; Eric's assistant joins the chorus to convince Drama to do Billy Walsh's series; Ari finds out secondhand that Amanda may have beaten him to a business deal; Vince lobbies to get Sasha a role in his new movie to keep her out of an adult film. With Rex Lee as Lloyd. |
| 9:30 p.m. |
Showtime Too |
The Big C : Cathy learns from Dr. Todd just how little time she has left, and for the first time in her life, starts to appreciate her body. Paul tries to make sense of his wife's request to live apart for the summer by signing up for couples therapy. Adam, desperate to get away from his "crazy" mom, attempts to sneak off to soccer camp without her knowing. With John Benjamin Hickey as Cathy's homeless brother, Sean.
|
| 9:30 p.m. |
Teen Nick |
Degrassi: The Next Generation |
| 9:45 p.m. |
HBO |
True Blood : Eric proceeds with caution in his quest for revenge; Jessica and Hoyt's romance intensifies; Bill's attempt to win back Sookie's (Anna Paguin) trust backfires; Arlene's future depends on divine intervention; Jason struggles to understand Crystal's revelation; Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) receives a rude welcome back to reality after a "V" trip. All the vampires are allegedly omnisexual. |
| 10 p.m. |
NBC |
Law & Order: Criminal Intent : The owner of a popular food truck is murdered, his body left for his fiancee to discover. What some dismiss as a simple street rivalry leads to the Calderas, a powerful political family who'll do just about anything to maintain their dynasty. With Saffron Burrows as Det. Serena Stevens.
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| 10 p.m. |
Showtime Too |
The Big C : When Cathy’s attempt to connect to the people closest to her fails, she signs up for a well meaning, but over-bearing cancer support group. Adam rebuffs Cathy’s attempts to connect with him, so she decides to put together a dinner party with Andrea, Sean (John Benjamin Hickey) and Daphne. Meanwhile, Paul tries to win back his wife’s love with an elaborately romantic gesture. Marlene discovers Cathy’s cancer secret in a most unusual way.
|
| 10 p.m. |
Logo |
RuPaul's Drag U : Faith's new Watcher helps the gang battle the demon Lagos, while the secretive Buffy remains conflicted about her feelings for Angel. |
| 10 p.m. |
The Food Network |
Chopped : The judges hope that everyone's fresh pasta and half-sour pickle dishes are not half bad. Ted Allen Hosts. |
| 10 p.m. |
TV Land |
She's Got the Look : The nine remaining models receive world-class makeovers, but one model refuses to make a change, causing friction with the other women and jeopardizing her standing with the judges. Brooke Burke is the new host, and model Roshumba Williams replaces Beverly Johnson on the panel of judges with Sean Patterson and Robert Verdi. |
| 10 p.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss : Shorty comes to the aid of Jordan, a 14-year-old in a tough community who is trying to convince his neighbor to neuter a pit bull responsible for multiple litters. Ashley consults with comedian James Davis on how to work her comedy routine on stage.
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| 10:30 p.m. |
Showtime Too |
Weeds : Faced with the aftermath of Shane having murdered Pilar, Nancy grabs Shane and Silas and they flee the scene. Andy is then met with the decision to split town with his family or stay and fight for Audra's (Alanis Morissette) affection.
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| 10:30 p.m. |
Comedy Central |
Futurama : Professor Farnsworth makes an ad to warn against the gathering storm of robosexual marriage. George Takei supplies the voice for his animated self |
| 11 p.m. |
Fox |
Wanda Sykes : Wanda's guests on this repeat are George Wallace, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Vivica Fox and Kym Whitley. With Wanda's drag queen sidekick, Porsche.
|
| 11 p.m. |
Showtime Too |
Weeds : Nancy and the boys need to decide where to go; Silas debates a life on the run; Esteban answers to the authorities. With John Fleck as Agent Lipschitz. |
| 11 p.m. |
Headline News |
Showbiz Tonight : Entertainment news. |
| 11 p.m. |
USA |
Legally Blonde : Reese Witherspoon stars as Elle Woods, a bright woman stereotyped as a dumb blonde. She follows her boyfriend to Harvard Law, but gets dumped. She works on a case where her ituition pays off. Look for a revelation among the witnesses. |
| 11 p.m. |
Lifetime |
Project Runway : The clothiers must reinvent bridesmaid dresses. The remaining six male designers are gay: Andy, Casanova, Christopher, Michael C., Michael D. and Mondo. |
| 11 p.m. |
E! |
The Soup : More entertainment news. |
| 11 p.m. |
Logo |
RuPaul's Drag U : A new class of single ladies refine their flirting techniques with assistance from Drag Professors Nina Flowers, Morgan and Raven. Pop singer Taylor Dayne helps decide who draguates with top honors. |
| 11 p.m. |
Animal Planet |
Pit Boss : After Shorty complains of severe back pain, his doctor warns him to exercise and reduce stress before it's too late. The staff decides to auction themselves to raise money at the upcoming Pet Expo. With lesbian receptionist, Ashley.
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| 11:30 p.m. |
Showtime Too |
Weeds : In an effort to make money and stay 'under the radar', Nancy, Andy, and Silas acquire scab laborer jobs at an upscale Seattle hotel. Meanwhile, Shane is left to care for baby Stevie. Back at Ren Mar, Doug finds unexpected guests. Silas accepts an offer he can't refuse from an odd hotel guest. Guest starring Linda Hamilton as lesbian pot dealer, Linda; Sugar Lyn Beard as Linda's partner, Fiona; and Alanis Morissette as Dr. Audra Kitson.
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| 11:30 p.m. |
E! |
Chelsea Lately : Chelsea Handler looks at top breaking news stories, celebrity tales that just won't die and other hot topics of the day. |
